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🇵🇸hungry🏳️‍🌈hungry🏳️‍⚧️harpy🇺🇦's avatar 🇵🇸hungry🏳️‍🌈hungry🏳️‍⚧️harpy🇺🇦 @the17thqueen.bsky.social
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when she could have grown nettles instead

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Dr Chin Shady's avatar Dr Chin Shady @manxinwales.bsky.social
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Don't most people get local swelling from a bee sting? So she's not mildly allergic, she's just human. One sting too many and she'll learn what allergic means!

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Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!?'s avatar Oh god, oh fuck. My skeets are public!? @sekoku.bsky.social
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She can't see without her glasses!

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RenGrim's avatar RenGrim @rengrim.bsky.social
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All right folks, say it with me; DUUUUUMB WAYS TO DIE~

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Cy-Fi🐱🌹🔞 's avatar Cy-Fi🐱🌹🔞 @cyiancefiction.starholder.space
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Ok, if your face is blowing up like a balloon, then that is your body telling you it hates it. So no, bee venom is NOT medicinal

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Duncan Deeznutz's avatar Duncan Deeznutz @parasocialista.bsky.social
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POV: no depth perception

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Jamie J's avatar Jamie J @slightlyflightyone.bsky.social
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strange

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Mike Soule's avatar Mike Soule @mikesoule.bsky.social
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I hear lead also has some fantastic results for your complexion as well as fat burning benefits.

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Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee's avatar Philip Seymour Hoffmanatee @manateejay.bsky.social
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going into anaphylactic shock is therapeutic, actually

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Ⓐudri Sciuto ★'s avatar Ⓐudri Sciuto ★ @toxicaudri.bsky.social
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Do you want to die? Cause that's how you die.

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Spooky Will 👻 's avatar Spooky Will 👻 @pdxwill.bsky.social
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People continue to not understand what POV means

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Ash (it's phonetic!)'s avatar Ash (it's phonetic!) @abarthloser.bsky.social
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You know, when I got stung in the face by a wasp I very much minded the whole experience...

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Rob the Bastard, Lord of Misrule's avatar Rob the Bastard, Lord of Misrule @robtruestories.bsky.social
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I like her hair

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Dharhix's avatar Dharhix @dharhix.com
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"Ah, fuck yeah! I've been stung by [MOST POISONOUS BITE THAT WILL KILLYOU]! IMMORTAL LIFE, HERE I COME!" That's what that sounds like.

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Alc's avatar Alc @alcoremortis.bsky.social
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if my face was swelling up like that, the pic would be blurry on account of me running to the hospital.

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Even the iron still fears the rot's avatar Even the iron still fears the rot @housano.bsky.social
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Death is the new living afterall

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biokinetic's avatar biokinetic @biokinetic.bsky.social
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Yeah when I'm at the doctor they ask about my medicinal allergies to make sure that's what they write the script for.

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X's avatar X @flossyxflashy.bsky.social
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I hope she had an epiPen on deck

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