Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social

My lunch involved raw onions, sauerkraut, and cole slaw. Will I even hear the fireworks? 🐒💨

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A Shiny Blue Thing Collected By A Bird @shinybluething.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

You *are* the fireworks.

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pockets and sedition @yoboseiyo.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:53 UTC

hahahahaa oh my!

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RonMimnaugh @ronmimnaugh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:37 UTC

Stay outside and keep away from open flames

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