Catbus @catbus.bsky.social

enjoying mysekf at a BBQ when Supreme Court justice Brett Kavanaugh rolls up in a monster truck with an airbrushed mural of Jesus on the cross flanked by the founding fathers brandishing AR-15s, flying an flag with crying eagles perched on the burning Twin Towers & starts doing donuts on the grass

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Bishop Joey @bishopjoey.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

And, that’s tonight’s nightmare waiting to happen. Dang.

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LA Guettler [insert cleverness here] @laguettler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:41 UTC

A bit subtle, though?

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Victor E. @victor-e.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Picturing this as a monster cyber truck

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Citizen E @citizene.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

Official act

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Flakey Foont @flakyfoont.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:44 UTC

I'll have what she's having

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Jay the Ent-Larch @jaypeldred.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

is he also scream-crying about loving beer “so damn much” ?

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Martin (former Presidential candidate) @milkhold.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:24 UTC

This might be his other truck

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𝕊𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕙 𝕂𝕚𝕥𝕖🪁 🇵🇸 @sarahkite.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

some cop rolls up with a boom box and assumes a Say Anything Cusack stance, blasting “Proud To Be An American”

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Pete Davidson @petedavidsonny.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

lol While chugging a Coors

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chris @chrishazfun.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

brett kavanaugh after the bbq:

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Walker, wouldBe Wizard @ferc.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

The only conservative justice I would invite to the BBQ is Gorsuch. I have some questions about landback for him.

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Ill Topo @dqspider.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:44 UTC

pff, like he's ever done anything that cool

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Zoey @zoeysdown.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:18 UTC

You mean Supreme Court Justice Boofer McGee?

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