Because 2024, I have a subscription for my morning drink. I like the product, but I HATE the marketing. 6 emails from 'about to ship' to 'delivered', each one more 'hey, fam ✨!' than the last. Please. Don't. I am not your fam or bestie. The fact that you have shipped my product is not 'amazing news'
I think I have the same subscription. “We have been doing some brainstorming about your next shipment!” “Buy this obscure one that will be gone by the time you check!” “Do you like me? Circle yes/no!” Sigh.
I’m legit facing this exact issue right now! 1 month in, and I really like the product, but the excessive email marketing is getting on my nerves. I’d love to continue cutting back on traditional coffee with this (potentially) healthier alternative… but… they’re just annoying.
Our energy company will do shit like that. Overly familiar marketing e-mails of "HEY great news did you know you can conserve energy by not turning on your AC" and it's like.
We aren't besties. You're the only utility provider we can buy. Just stay out of our way.