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Harper's,26,She/Her, AuHD,MDNI I would never purposely craft and share sentences as a form of self pleasure Venmo: harpingonthehaters

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a spectre is haunting europe (with rizz)

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fr Bimbo Hypnosis, aside from being kinky fun, has helped me to reinforce some of the things i always Wanted to do but was too lazy/anxious to do, like paint my nails on the reg, work out, dress sluttier , etc etc. its been Legitimately Positive in my life

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in the office straight up "shifting it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My paradigm.

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i'm gatsby i'm on da dock im yearning for the sexy glowing green m&m on the other side of the lake

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bugs bunny has been dead by way of autoerotic asphyxiation, and they're saying he wasn't just eating those carrots or using them as fake cigars if you catch my meaning and i just wanna say to lola bunny if you ever need a lap to cry on im right here lil mama #ripking

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yeah i'm sure you'd love to get freaky but you see i know something you don't: the freaky scale goes from cringe to based which way western man?

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there's at least one song about grapevines being snitches but not one about them being able to keep a secret… not judging just makes you question somethings

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yo mama a yo mama joke they way i overuse her and often inappropriately

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My life has never been the same since the twister the moan i made lord it haunts me

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Need my brain scooped out and replaced with a candle so bad

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he was cooked she ate can I make it anymore obvious

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[Me inside the saw trap]: Ugh saw trap due to your problematic name this makes this feel so wrong yet so right omg you're so tight saw trap damn your name I don't agree with that one bit oh god I'm getting close saw trap i feel so good being inside of you despite your name that i take issue with

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what a depressing life the joker must live to only see the looney tunes as just tunes

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bugs bunny has been dead by way of autoerotic asphyxiation, and they're saying he wasn't just eating those carrots or using them as fake cigars if you catch my meaning and i just wanna say to lola bunny if you ever need a lap to cry on im right here lil mama #ripking

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chastity cages are like those little canisters for the pneumatic tubes at a bank whereas a chastity belt is more like the coveted lock box many things can extrapolate from this to sow the seed of discontent in our shared enemies: banks and thinks that don't let you jork it

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i like, most older gen z people yearn for all of humanity to live together in a giant ziggurat some of us have gotten close but yet remain so far of our dream i hope for a better future: ziggurat and her bounty

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everybody is a zombie these days walking around asking for brain

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So happy I got to spend my birthday weekend with the love of my life, my wonderful beautiful gorgeous friends and in my hometown.

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i feel like each time someone establishes their dominance over me i get fucked in the ass is anyone else experiencing this amazing feeling

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if i was a private detective i'd be the girl dick

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i feel like each time someone establishes their dominance over me i get fucked in the ass is anyone else experiencing this amazing feeling

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i really like my shoulders and I think you should look at them

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u can actually spend however long you want in a bathroom it's the one place where nobody can tell you to leave because most authority figures have rabies and are terrified of water

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everyone give me your dicks i'm about to do the funniest shit ever

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came up with a new interview question to separate the wheat from the chaff. if you had two dicks would you rather have them left and right or up and down

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You will never trust anything again once I tell you that Ted Kennedy's real name is edward like what else are they hiding

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the catholic me on church a tuesday 🤝 filling a room with smoke swinging my balls around

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the problem with airports? too much seating and not charging enough for food

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Oh I love that novel series GIRL DICK GIRL DICK RETURNS GIRL DICK: POUNDING AWAY THE HUNT FOR GIRL DICK GIRL DICK IN MEXICO

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i wake up and thank the good lord every day that i was not born in new york city (da greatest city on earth) because it saved me from a life in the mob wearing a white suit and eating meat while being highly respected

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jimmy carter just like me for real if the country ever wants another president that farms pee and nuts im ya girl

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back in the day i could do whatever i wanted because i had a little portable dvd player that constantly was showing a train arriving at a station and everyone would run away in terror it's how i conquered most of england back in the 1970s you may have heard of it look up big boobs to learn more

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just got kicked out of the jack n the box cause they don' wanna have u do what the name suggests bogus society we live in

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whats are up and whys are down but hows be tripping

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hmmm sorry i cant read italian but a 123 to u too

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