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Deanna Raybourn
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What?? I adore her books but that’s news to me!
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Deanna Raybourn@deannaraybourn.bsky.social |
1666 followers 256 following 2940 posts
New York Times bestselling author. I still believe if I spin fast enough I’ll turn into Wonder Woman. She/her. www.deannaraybourn.com
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Deanna Raybourn
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What?? I adore her books but that’s news to me!
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Deanna Raybourn
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Definitely the lesser of two evils.
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Deanna Raybourn
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The article clearly states Corden wouldn’t have had the authority to delay the curtain and the headline implies he was responsible. Media is so broken.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Erika is right and some people are utterly exhausting.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Perfection.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Oh, it’s going to be fabulous!
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Deanna Raybourn
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Oh, it’s deeply unlovely. But it works well for kids and is by far the tidiest option. Plus, YOU DON’T HAVE A BARF BOWL THEN.
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Deanna Raybourn
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And, if necessity demands, one always has the small, clean wastepaper basket lined with a clean trash bag. Like a civilized person.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Right? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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Deanna Raybourn
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And thank you!
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Deanna Raybourn
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☠️
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Deanna Raybourn
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Deanna Raybourn
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And then talks shit about Vatican City.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Okay, but WHY ARE THEY SO HARD? My attempts always unravel.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Then the San Marino flag enters and Portugal hisses and spits.
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Deanna Raybourn
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The worst part to me were the r*pe and death threats but sure, dude.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Probably trashing the Alpecin bus as you posted this.
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Deanna Raybourn
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She knows.
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Deanna Raybourn
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And from a female perspective? I can tell you she just caught a whiff of a potential predator. And then she thinks she’s walked it back enough and made herself safe.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Linen is either the greatest fabric ever—hello, I’m floating through a Tuscan wheat field—or it’s like wearing a bag of barnacles. There’s no in between.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Pat believes her potato salad is the very best and she will tell you so at every potluck.
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Deanna Raybourn
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When he’s talking about the inference that he should put his mother in a facility and he goes all taut bowstring, and you can SEE her recalibrating.
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Deanna Raybourn
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I can’t do one!
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Deanna Raybourn
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Stunning.
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Deanna Raybourn
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That sad little sandwich.
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Deanna Raybourn
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I’ve blocked two people today solely on the basis of tiresome vibes and not liking their profile pics.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Yeah, this is pretty late for me.
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Deanna Raybourn
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56. Can confirm. It’s 9:39pm and I’m in bed, ready to turn in.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Jesus, that’s bad.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Deanna Raybourn
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We’ve been training for this our whole lives.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Apparently there’s a whole raft of quicksand happening in Maine right now. Gen X, assemble.
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Deanna Raybourn
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We could call her Joan.
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Deanna Raybourn
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As a treat.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Jeff, that’s a bar.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Avignon has entered the chat.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Don’t save! Start listening now. It’s like a chat with your very knowledgeable saucy pal.
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Deanna Raybourn
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It is utterly bonkers and I’m deeply envious of this Eurovision-style lunacy.
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Deanna Raybourn
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The BAKED BEAN BALACLAVA.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Isn’t it bonkers?? We’re not doing this well.
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Deanna Raybourn
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Benjamin. The rosettes. 😭
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Deanna Raybourn
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Wait, THIS is their system? Everybody has to stand next to each other and marinate in the shame of not getting picked??
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Deanna Raybourn
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The last paragraph is delicious enough to spread on toast.
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Deanna Raybourn
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If I told you Kate Lister’s podcast was faaaaaaaabulous, I’d still be grossly underselling it. If you don’t already subscribe, DO.
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Deanna Raybourn
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I read recently that if our representation in the US was proportional to theirs, our House would have over 4K reps. Boggling.
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Deanna Raybourn
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You’re my favorite. My very favorite.
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Deanna Raybourn
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I’d wear that.
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Deanna Raybourn
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If they were continually great, he’d be very, very tired.
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Deanna Raybourn
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😂
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Deanna Raybourn
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Morgan, I literally own 800 books I haven’t yet read. NO JUDGMENT.
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