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Haze

@hazelaer.bsky.social

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Cat-Thing | 🔞 | Mower

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What if the hitman you hired is actually the target's character.

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Grow a second coat, Sweats McGee. ☕

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I don't trust anyone who prefers summer over winter. You mean to tell me you prefer getting burned by anything and deal with uncomfortable, sticky, sweat than be tucked away in fluffy, soft warmth with snow.

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What a good, big boy you are, taking your walks by yourself

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If anything I did you a favor 😌

🎨 : @scruffkerfluff.bsky.social

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Not knowing if the crunching from underpaw is the sand you're walking on or the people on the beach you're stomping through Anyway, go ahead and cannonball

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Macro/micro is just one person paying to have less of their OC shown for the same price as the bigger one. Unless you decide to do panels and low angle POVs, that's cheating.

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My paw pads are eclipses if you think about it. If you aren't in the path, I'll hover them above your house, so that you are.

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Makes you want to dote and shower him in kindness 💕

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I've been daydreaming of this before

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Some of y'all never felt the squishiness of a cat underpaw and had it purr, and it clearly shows.

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At least you can lie, purrs would give things away easily

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I need more of those in my life

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Okay but large asses smothering micros are so.. so good...

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Aren't large cats just the best ðŸ˜

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The macro March winner was @tailz.social and I totally did my homework on the last day with a couple hours to spare 😎

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Breaking in the new leather, and a few bones perhaps... 🎨: Jazzumi

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Small cat tied to your paws that you keep mashing into the hardwood floor and peel off from the humid paw prints. The little guy wheezing and whining from your weight, sinking and sticking to your paw sole from how soft his body is. He can handle it.

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Shoe entrapment, getting left to bake in there for hours and feel the humidity rise, hot air and heavy weight forcefully making you huff that paw fur

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Your beans are quite pleasant, you should show them off more

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A lot of you aren't going to make it through to next month. I'll make sure of it.

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You're telling me people prefer to have more bed room than to have less bed room but with added warmth and soothing purring?

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Making a clone of your favorite micro insole so you have both paws padded during walks, then seeing their reaction when they're meshed back together to one piece and their separate memories merge.

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It's a fair fight, you got a chance

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Well soooorry mister, but my first arcade game I ever touched was Pac-Man at a Pizza Hut that still had Japanese highscores on it, so I never got an arcade highscore until the newer games came out (Hydro Thunder being said game)

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I always went with EWW, LOL or DIC Original names

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Why would you ever want to ruin a cute cat's day like this 😿

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You wouldn't hurt such a cute thing 🥺

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Cue the dust and bouncy micro wolf

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You'll do great this week. Have a slow blink.

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I'll get better with shading eventually. For now I think I'm done with this piece.

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Nightmares - Junji Ito style -spooky content warning I really like the result, maybe I'll continue my comics like this but in my normal style, just in case of horror things like this <3

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My lips will too if that's fine by you...

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Daaang babe, ur paws are showing :3

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Fluffy, twenty meter beasts sparing you and your house during a neighborhood rampage because they really like you. Turn down their Valentine proposal if you want but I mean, do you really want to break their heart?

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You don't see that many large rampaging fluffy girls out there...

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