Futurism

Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 13, 2023 at 14:11 UTC

Fasten your seatbelts.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 21:18 UTC

I'M FEELING VERY ATTACKED!

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 20:50 UTC

Russian "nesting doll" satellites could damage other spacecraft like a violent, orbital jack-in-a-box.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 20:18 UTC

We love that wormy guy! 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 19:38 UTC

After 14 long and problematic years, Omegle is gone.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 18:58 UTC

Could he, like, chill?

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 18:21 UTC

How does that make you feel? 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 17:37 UTC

"Governments are literally doubling down on fossil fuel production." 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 16:15 UTC

The AI wars have become a parameter measuring contest.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 15:40 UTC

The AI assistant costs $699 for a device that doesn't even have a screen.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 15:10 UTC

"I don't really have weekends."

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 09, 2023 at 14:39 UTC

The robot failed to tell him apart from the box of vegetables it was handling at the time.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 20:50 UTC

An underwater volcano off the coast of Iwo Jima is creating new land. 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 20:05 UTC

This is really sad.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 19:01 UTC

Any volunteers? 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 18:07 UTC

Maybe just let it be?

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 16:46 UTC

Technically, according to the UN, a floating corpse in space would be considered a satellite. 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 15:52 UTC

"The fact that I have done that harm weighs enormously on me."

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 08, 2023 at 14:36 UTC

This is embarrassing.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 21:53 UTC

These were ON THE STREETS.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 21:09 UTC

"I see it as taking back some of the power that’s been ceded to the companies over the years."

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 20:25 UTC

Is the future... wood? 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 19:18 UTC

"Stay off the weeeeeeed." - Stephen A. Smith 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 17:27 UTC

They're baaaaaaaack...

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 16:33 UTC

Cringe levels, rising.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 15:47 UTC

It's great if all you need is one can of soup, though.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 07, 2023 at 14:20 UTC

Anyone else feeling exhausted from the time change? 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 21:05 UTC

"And I just feel like it was watching a kid do something that went really wrong."

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 18:24 UTC

It's like ChatGPT, but for the innkeeper, who's about to send you on an epic side quest.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 17:42 UTC

Wait, they're selling for THAT MUCH?!

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 17:00 UTC

We personally are not trying to get poked by the hallucination-bot. 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 15:22 UTC

What the heck is going on with the Bored Apes *now*?!

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 06, 2023 at 14:22 UTC

Thanks a lot, ancestors! 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 20:34 UTC

Capitalism strikes again.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 19:51 UTC

NASA is calling it an "orbital oopsy." 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 19:02 UTC

So weird how this keeps happening!

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 18:20 UTC

We can't wait to take Musk's "maximum truth-seeking AI" for a spin.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 17:18 UTC

"You’d never think one of your classmates would violate you like this."

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 15:42 UTC

See you in 2133, buddy.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 14:42 UTC

He predicted that there would be "no investigation" due to SBF's donations to the Democratic party. Wrong.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 03, 2023 at 13:33 UTC

For the record: the James Webb Space Telescope very much exists.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 20:51 UTC

This definitely isn't the AI in "Her."

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 20:21 UTC

"This is clearly an inappropriate use of [generative AI] by Microsoft on a potentially distressing public interest story..."

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 19:34 UTC

They pump out trash-tier AI content, then wait until called out publicly to quietly delete and move onto the next trainwreck.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 18:49 UTC

It's a sleek spacecraft designed to glide back to the ground after screaming through space. 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 18:00 UTC

Humanity is so close to an orbital BLT, y'all. 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 17:11 UTC

Yikes.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 16:10 UTC

If your tweets are good, Twitter is already a dating app. Musk has not experienced that, though.

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 15:39 UTC

It can even respond to tugging at the leash. 🧪

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Futurism @futurism.bsky.social [ View ] Nov 02, 2023 at 14:58 UTC

"So it’s your testimony that your supervisees told you to stop asking questions?"

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