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Chris

@chriswoodguru.bsky.social

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Married Cis male. girl dad. Love to cook. Dog lover. Atheist. Woke AF. Advocate for women, LGBTQ+, minorities. I cuss a lot. When in doubt it’s sarcasm.


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Isn’t this precisely the reason he stole it?

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Thanks. We are quite happy.

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So this happened.

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I likely will.

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Tattoo expo today. I think I’ll make an impulsive decision.

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Big dogs make the best faces when you pick them up. 😂

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Time to wash the scum of this city off. Anyone else find this shower overly aggressive?

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$9 for an americano. Fuck Vegas. There is not one thing I enjoy about this cesspool.

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Thank you. 😊

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Absolutely!

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The 14 did not think so. The others couldn’t stop giggling.

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Dad mode reached max potential last night when I delivered 14 and her friends to the dance in this, mismatched grey sweats and what she calls my old man house shoes. I made them all pose for pics in front of all the other kids. The eye rolls and complaints were epic!

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Thanks. It’s the kids that’ll need the luck. I’ll make sure to embarrass them. 😂

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Good morning and happy Saturday. Starting off with a good sweat. My folks are here and the teens have winter formal tonight. Gonna have a bunch of teens prepping at our house. Wish me luck! Lots of teen girls here today! Hope you have a great weekend!

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It’s Friday. We made it. Extra hard workout before a long day of meetings. Then a day off and on a plane for work travel. Have a good one!

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The west coast is the best coast. 😂

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It’s beautiful up here. Come in the early summer. Spectacular!

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Thanks. Oregon has some amazing scenery. And just got lucky with the fog and sun.

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It was a gorgeous day for a drive yesterday!

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Turn a picture from your gallery black and white.