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LisaJo

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Right is right, even if everyone is against it; and wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it.
~~William Penn

#Wisconsin

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I hear you can kill Josh Hawley with one French kiss.

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Lots of us are refugees from TwitX. You may find some mutuals here.

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Universally, worldwide, it seems, everyone punches left.

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And let them have a golf-off every day while someone else actually runs our government.

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I misread it as Martin Shkreli, and, without knowing Sherrill, I think Martin’s probably a better choice given Bill Kristol’s impeccable insights.

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My fiancé had sex with a mime in the backseat of a car back in the 1970s in a pullout near the Wisconsin River. I am required to spread his ashes there …

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… baby. You best get outta the way!

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I’ll go for a literal interpretation.

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MLB said they heard the complaints of players that the jerseys didn’t wick and the pants are see-thru, and they will be fixed … next year.

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I have that mixer, and I got it as a wedding present 40 years ago. Runs like a top. I also have a Sunbeam toaster that my parents got as a wedding gift in the early 1950s. That, too, still toasts.

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Do you have 6.98 MB of junk files slowing down performance? Wanna run a scan now? Oh, my, and there’s 11,000 registry errors.

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No, sir. Honest, I’m staring at your waffle. It’s huge!

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Clean up on Aisle D….

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Countdown to wedding: 5 ……

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Hey now. WordPerfect is perfect. It’s in the name! At least it never needed Clippy. “Yes, Clippy, I know it looks like I’m typing a letter. I know how to type a fuckin letter!”

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Show of farce, more like.

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Twice a pace. The proofreader in me goes ugh.

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What the hell. Why not?

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To be fair, LePen came in last because separate voting blocs hastily merged into the New Popular Front — communists, socialists, greens, and hard left, oh my! — to prevent splitting the vote.

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Yes. Yes, we do. But capitalized … Freedom Fries made from Patriot Potatoes.

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Yeah, we saw it. We doff our caps despite being Brewers fans. Sorry about the errant pitch.

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In my town, we made fancy Bloodies and wandered down to watch the kiddie parade. Back to Mom’s for refills before the big parade — floats, politicians, tractors, county queens, and FHA princesses. My brother called it “Americana.” I’m glad it’s still alive and well in another corner of the world.

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I learned keystroke commands before the mouse ever existed. The mouse is the most time-consuming invention in the world: Here, take your hands off the keyboard, move this doo-hickey, and click.

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Because they’ll cut their paws on all the broken glass.

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It keeps the people they don’t want having babies from having babies too.

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Platinum has skyrocketed of late, and it won’t drop anytime soon, I’m told.

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Thanks! These are beautiful!

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CNN cannot corroborate IDF claims. Probably most likely because they’re bullshit.

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She said my ring was made on an assembly line and it wasn’t much metal — neither is true. She said she reduced the labor cost because hubs is a good client — apparently, all my years shopping there don’t count. Would you be irritated enough tell her to shove the wax ring up her ass?

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How irritated should I be? The wax form of my to-be hubby’s ring is made. Price is way over budget — beware platinum! Jeweler suggested I could pay my budget and hubs could pay the difference — a little presumptuous, don’t you think? But there’s more!

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Welcome! This place seems the same as all the others. Say hello and check out tabs at the top.

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Eh-hmm, actually, I did that. My daughter and I snuck into Cuba for her golden birthday. Shortly thereafter, Obama announced he was normalizing relations. We were the advance team. 😉

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Such good news! And I’m unabashedly thrilled at how pissed this must make Justice Bad Bradley. She’s all pissy all the time now, and I love it!

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Perhaps it’s because I’m a woman and older, but the mindset that there are jobs meant for a man/woman is particularly old/outdated. How about we let that go and just let competent people do their jobs regardless of their sexual organs. And, hey, parting fact, women are actually good at math!

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Now that would be a thrill ride. Amazing!

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I’m intrigued. Do tell. What are these man and woman meant jobs of which you speak?

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I’m glad you had a good time in our country.

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I hopped off before it came to a complete stop. The driver was apoplectic. His Sermon on the BART set forth ALL of the rules. Hopping either on or off is strictly forbidden!

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Ooh, I know how frowned upon that is.

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A quality man? With that hairline/haircut???

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Jamie Dimon, after receiving a huge bailout from Obama for the 2008 financial crisis, said people need to expect less. Not him or JPMorgan. Us. We need to expect less financial assistance from our government.

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Those sausages really plump when you cook em.

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Maybe we shouldn’t have golfed today, but it didn’t rain till we were putting on the final hole.

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