✨Roley✨ 's avatar

✨Roley✨

@rosphix.bsky.social

5447 followers 237 following 3538 posts

Feet on the ground, head in the sky.

I got plenty of time.

Stoat. Hispanic.

TG channel: t.me/+JMSs6P6u5Tw3ODUz

They/Them.

PFP: @rkhusk'/profile/did:plc:ax7bvf3yeeo6duba3yhdvtv6'>.bsky.social ! <3

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

i needed a simple way to explain what the fuck was going on in this game to a friend

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

Miquella is saddler and Mohgs dead body is Ashley

1 replies 0 reposts 7 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

i was shown brightblade stoat i am now all about this MTG shit. Show me ONE good stoat and I'm *DOWN* like a *CLOWN* Charlie *BROWN*

4 replies 1 reposts 33 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

trip-sitting but it just means i'm chatting with someone while they're waiting to board their plane/flying.

0 replies 0 reposts 16 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

This made me embarrass myself from sudden laughter

0 replies 0 reposts 14 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

What's the difference between pontius pilate and a rigger A rigger could have hung Jesus with one point

1 replies 1 reposts 38 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

I SHOULD be this careful about my hands

0 replies 0 reposts 5 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

I have a job that requires heavy dexterous use of my hands in industrial/theatrical settings so my hands get comprehensibly worn out by handling rope and steel rope and chain And then going home with my oil stained hands and painting images I dig the contrast sometimes. But still

1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

Hey do you guys wanna hear a rigging joke that I was just told that made me laugh so hard I spat out my drink? Wanna hear a joke I consider hysterical but will be incomprehensible to all of you? You ready for some TRADIE IN-JOKES?

1 replies 0 reposts 19 likes

Reposted by ✨Roley✨

Reposted by ✨Roley✨

Reposted by ✨Roley✨

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

With the blood of my enemies yeah why do you ask

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

Gosh you are Infectiously nice. It's winning me over

1 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

I found out that it's not that everyone in the fandom has really soft hands it's that I have really rough ones. :Ic I made a little game of making people feel my hands just to gauge their reactions and now I'm really self conscious about it.

10 replies 0 reposts 40 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

Demon Souls' PVP in 2009 vs Elden Ring PVP in 2024

1 replies 6 reposts 22 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

is calling Korean corndogs "Korn dogs" sending the wrong message

3 replies 0 reposts 15 likes

Reposted by ✨Roley✨

✨️Angel Facts✨️'s avatar ✨️Angel Facts✨️ @angelic.style
[ View ]

*ozzy osbourne voice* furries gathered in their masses deer fursonas have fat asses

12 replies 127 reposts 437 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

and pigs get it the worst from both directions honestly they're of huge utility to human society AND they have to burden representing gluttony, and for some fucked up reason- cops we need to think about this shit better imo

5 replies 0 reposts 17 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

animals that have the nerve to stand in defiance of humanity, and have the further gall to thrive by adapting to the fucked up dystopian reality we've imposed on the natural world- they get to wear the weight of being avatars of the worst sins of humanity and that's so fucked

1 replies 0 reposts 17 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

Humans like depicting animals who are subservient/utilitarian to themselves as embodying the best traits of humanity. They also bestow that on animals that are threats, but -comprehensively- beaten to shit and under control like lions, tigers and wolves. Now-

3 replies 5 reposts 19 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

and the otters of course get like 30 cards with all of them being cool characters kicking ass and we get one asshole who gets his shit pushed in and you wonder why i'm mad WHY AM I ALWAYS ANIMALS WHO GET DONE DIRTY LIKE THIS

3 replies 0 reposts 8 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

I HAVE SEEN THE MAGIC THE GATHERING WEASEL I APPRECIATE IT I DONT LIKE VILLAINOUS WEASEL DEPICTIONS BUT I AM FLATTERED YOU'RE THINKING OF ME YOU CAN NOW HALT SENDING ME PICTURES OF THE MAGIC THE GATHERING WEASEL

6 replies 2 reposts 26 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

its a small load out too which feels even worse. i just wanna get it over with ugh

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

Unmasked Needle Knight Leda looks like Alba Rohrwacher as Spartaco in La Chimera.

2 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

you didn't even wanna yank my collar. Soft horns...

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

i showed up to a 2pm call at 8am

1 replies 0 reposts 6 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

If I were a goat furry I'd get a partial with an iron plate in the forehead

3 replies 1 reposts 26 likes

Reposted by ✨Roley✨

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

hey no yeah all the maned wolves just disappeared didn't they that's a hard bunch to lose track of, where'd they all go

5 replies 0 reposts 17 likes

✨Roley✨ 's avatar ✨Roley✨ @rosphix.bsky.social
[ View ]

i got off the plane and went to work. so- i went to work all day before my flight, left work to get on my flight, did the con, flew home- and returned to work from the plane.

1 replies 1 reposts 23 likes

Reposted by ✨Roley✨