Computational Chemist, drug developer, scientist, husband, dad of 3, Austrian in Sweden
How about applying this to journal metrics. New journal IF = IF / (avrg # 'novel' per published paper) ... or better multiply?
[PS. This post should not be seen in support of a biased IF system, rather then a sarcastic comment on a potential opportunity to further idiotacrise it]
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Lol .. what the ...
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For no particular reason ... well, almost no
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Yes, have been there. Also license key files from software vendors you have paid to send you their licenses were blocked in my case, but all the 'I hope that email finds you well, esteemed professor wrongly spelled surname' were there
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'This resonates so well with me'. Nach fast 8.5 Jahren in England - durch Brexit und Covid - kann ich das Alles zu 100% unterschreiben. Auch der Fakt, dass man als Außenstehender wirklich ein paar Jahre braucht, um zu sehen wie die alte Klassengesellschaft immer noch überall allgegenwärtig ist.
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Woah, what an article, never saw this. Living in a kind of mentioned not so 'faraway culture' this shoe obsession piece of writing reads so odd. This part made me chuckle way too long. How sad you can define your status by waering your dirty shoes in other peoples' living rooms.
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Did you let him read the news again?
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Ui strong Monty Python vibes in that headline
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If you manage to kill a redcurrant bush ( before it has overpopulated your back garden) you have a unique skill
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If you want it really sweet. Raspberry or red currant give it a bit of sourness
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I know it, it's decent but not my favourite
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Don't think so. It was so generic that you could have used it for any manuscript. ... and it was an acceptance template 🙃 so this time the scrutiny came from Rev 1 (presumably a real person)
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Certainly...
we have been "peer review ChatGPTed" for the first time 🤣
and the editor just passed it on that way #ChemSky
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I am all for initiating a new preprint server called 'Nature & Science', then we upload all our research there and proclaim that we only publish in Nature and Science
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Except you have non-dom status paired with rich parents, of course
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I am actually offering a test this year in my group. You can ask for up to 5 days of focus time in advance, then you can hand over important meeting duties to team members and cancel others, turn your email off (including an out of office reply) and spend these days on one key problem of your choice
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Isn't that the essential thing about a syndrome, that it is a flawed (irrational) feeling (obsession)?
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I introduce you to the Corporate (or meeting) Stockholm Syndrome:
The feeling of sadness about a meeting cancellation, because you don't know how else you could be productive in that time
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I see an advert contract looming. Of course including the jingle 'Things can only get wetter'
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Preprint with Figures with 10 sub-panels, and figure captions with 5000 words ... clear sign of desperately wanting to submit to a Nature X journal #ChemSky
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Using an image or gif show a movie you've seen at least 10 times
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Any surprise?
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There I saw it again: A cumulative Impactfactor. Don't do this! Please do not do this, honestly #ChemSky
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Which actor's expression will stay with you forever?
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If both is present it is okay, but only pdf is not appropriate anymore
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Putting molecular coordinates of QM calculations into a pdf SI is apparently so
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checks manuscript
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2024
#chemsky
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Very excited that we are now looking for a computational chemist with high interest in developing computational predictive chemistry workflows. If you believe, that could be you, consider applying.
careers.astrazeneca.com/job/gothenbu...
#compchem #chemjobs #chemsky @chemjobber.bsky.social
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Or it is like opening a lego set and assuming all brick combinations will assemble to stable and reasonable structures (possible n.e. reasonable)
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It might be the entanglement of their nine lives superimposed on a single combing event 🤔
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'Super early bird registration' email spam alert and I think that this could be used as a template to be sent to future parents in Germany to register their future offspring for Kindergarden just 2 years before they meet their potential future partner
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I was today's years old to understand why 'Mövenpick' is such a fitting name for an ice cream brand
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Man, it could be so easy if we would take FAIR data seriously
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That's funny. As the first 3.5 version actually always was very authoritative, before the 'sorry for my confusion' era.
Tells you a story about the GenAI part and the rules on top of it and how they jointly can change tone, narrative, bias, and more ...
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Dear phone, that question comes years too late
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#ChemSky #Referee2
Academic qualities: "I am Reviewer 2's Reviewer 2"
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When did I become the person who shouts "show me the error bars!" at manuscripts #ChemSky
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For reference ... it is a looong and regional argument:
prowiki.ids-mannheim.de/bin/view/AAD...
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I would be interested in Duolingo's pronunciation of 'Chemie' [kch] or [sch]?
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I don't know, but please leave me on the list
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I just did it, thought it fits
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Yeah, it is hillarious ... Wonder if I should send a "thank you all for making my day" reply to all?
(If J sees the Carbon footprint of this)
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Same here
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And Grant waiting
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In response to my feed I asked a thing:
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I have an open appeal since December ... and no I did not pay
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Please tell me you made this one up 🤣
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My workday as a Dickens title: 'The Tale of Nine Meetings'
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