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Slightly irreverent space headlines from the news desks of NASA and other space-related agencies. ✨ (not affiliated with NASA)


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NASA, Boeing to discuss how to land Starliner atop former Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio

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YEAH!

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Media invited to official response of "Nuh-uh!" in response to independent Mars Sample Return report that claimed MSR is too expensive

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Check out our resources on still enjoying next month's solar eclipse from anywhere if local governments have outlawed your public existence

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NASA awards money for STEM programs that hopefully won't spawn the next generation of techbros

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Chandra, the space-based observatory that brings us incredible x-ray images of the most extreme environments in the cosmos, is at risk of cancellation. It’ll be a huge loss to astronomy if the mission ends prematurely for budget reasons. Go to www.savechandra.org to find out how to help #SaveChandra

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NASA to announce National Duct-Tape Derby winner for Best Rover, award contract for Interplanetary Duct-Tape Derby vehicle

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More Research Equipment for the Research God, More Science for the (Orbital) Science Throne!

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NEXT TUESDAY Tuesday tuesday, meet the next group of NASA astronauts at the WEBB AUDITORIUM at NASA HEADQUARTERS, BE THERRRRRRRRRRE

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A private spacecraft will attempt a landing on the 22nd. Talk about it on X, the platform that—AHAHAHA just go to bluesky or cohost, screw X

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Woman intends to play with fire onboard ISS, get your questions in now before we set her loose up there

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NASA admin Bill Nelson to discuss progress of several tech developments with ISS crew, allow remote work for surgeons

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The Artemis Accords 'Katamaris' yet another unsuspecting country

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The Intuitive Machines CLPS mission is on its way and full of wonderful science goodies destined for Mun! Er, Moon. Yes, we meant Moon

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NASA reaffirms its commitment to succeeding in the most dangerous mission known to White Man

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A nimble new UV-light space scope will help astronomers observe and record transient events in 2030. Congrats on the selection, UVEX team!

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The American Astronomical Society would like a word with you if you like words 'n stuff! Remote position as an editorial assistant. Check it out, try your luck, spread the good word:

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Heads-up, space journalists: NASA invites you to sign up to cover SpaceX's 30th resupply launch (please understand we bought all these rocket flights before we knew Elon was a Nazi, we were really hoping to avoid another Operation Paperclip scenario here, we are SO sorry)

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What else can we say beyond "thank you" to everyone who worked on Ingenuity, and a heartfelt "goodbye" to Ingenuity itself?

Download the open source FCS that Ingenuity was built upon here: nasa.github.io/fprime/

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NASA to cover Progress launch, provide more thrills over two days of approach to ISS than that gormless worm did with Putin interview

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New assistant admin for Office of Small Business Programs will help toss around small businesses like Captain Olimar tosses Pikmin

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Greece signs on to the Artemis Accords, pledges to help find out what happens when werewolves live on our Moon

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NASA invites you to scare the hell out of some bigots and sign up for their Science Mission Directorate Bridge Program, enabling diversity, equity, and inclusion with under-served institutions, and making seed funding available for their students and faculties

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Class of 2021 Artemis astronauts to graduate next month, face uncertain job market

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NASA selects Seventh Sense Consulting LLC for critical administrative and doughnut acquisition operations agency-wide. Mmm, doughnuts~

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PACE satellite soars heavenward to study Earth's ocean and atmosphere, give anthropogenic climate change denialists more data to dismiss

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Greatest country in the world preaches importance of STEM for decades, refuses to fund it. Now JPL must cut workforce

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40 years ago, a man who is now burning in Hell's eternal lakes of fire directed NASA to build a space station within a decade. We feel as bad about missing that deadline as much as John Hinkley did missing that kill shot.

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NASA puts out call for press credentials to watch this robot scrunkler launch to our Moon, deadline for signups soon

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Astronaut Loral O’Hara to continue long and proud ISS tradition of reminding kids how important math is even though it's super boring Seriously, though: it's cool as hell that people hurtling over 7 kilometers a second over Earth can just have a good chat with school kids

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NASA sets aside day to remember that spaceflight is seriously dangerous shit Earth can be a hostile planet, but it's nothing compared to every other place in the Universe. It takes guts to venture into an inhospitable void, and we reflect on the sometimes too-high cost of human space exploration

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Third group of Crash-couch Couch Crashers on their way to Do Stuff at the Space Station No word yet on if they remembered the keg.

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Navajo secure victory over Peregrine spacecraft as it disintegrates, tells NASA to fucking stop sending people powder to Grandmother Moon (Seriously, She's got enough dust up there, and really it's a *weird* gift to give a grandmother unannounced)

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JAXA's soft lunar landing attempt is now LIVE. No sign of Mickey, which is so typical

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Even cosmic monsters deserve cuddles: New Hubble photo captures gorgeous galactic merger

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JAXA seeks to reclaim Moon from Organization 13 with the aid of SORA.

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Lockheed Martin partners with NASA to create new thirst trap for aeromorph fans

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BOINC champions, take note: Milkyway@home would like for you to remove and re-add their project.

A recent server migration may result in unwanted behaviour from the BOINC project, and re-adding the project using the URL should fix it: milkyway-new.cs.rpi.edu/milkyway/

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This Week @ NASA: You're not gonna believe this but a little moonlet asteroid we saw is really two asteroids and they are holding hands See a photo of the sweethearts, and catch up on other news in our latest installment of TWAN:

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Today is a day of thanks. Today is a day of remembrance and mourning for indigenous peoples over history that should have remained undone. We hope to take our first steps into the cosmos with more wisdom, strength, and empathy than those who came before us. Have a good Tortillasgiving, all.

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Our 13-year streak of clean financial audits is only coincidentally tied to the retirement of the Shuttle programme

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Remember when we inflated a heat shield big and round? We've put together a nice little recap on last year's important LOFTID technology test, with lots of gifs of inflation and parachutes deploying:

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Canadian relieved to be flying aboard Starliner instead: Our upcoming Starliner-1 mission will expand our roster of private launch providers to include Boeing. Starliner has already seen several test flights with a fully successful round trip to the International Space Station in May of 2022.

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Keeping robots healthy and warm with the power of Pu: NASA's exploration programs rely on radioactive power to sustain our robots through bitterly cold planetary winters, or through the distant, feebly-illuminated reaches of our Solar System unsuitable for photovoltaics, but fuel isn't easy to get.

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Our intrepid little helicopter, Ingenuity, has exceeded all expectations with flight after flight on the Red Planet, and the people of Earth love seeing that little robot go. Fans of Mars exploration rejoice, for Ginny won't be the last robot 'copter to hover in the salmon-coloured skies of Mars:

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A quick Orbital Turkey Day message from the hungry people aboard the International Space Station

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