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Draining the sake cask -behold  a gallon flower vase | barley (he/him) dad I post about critters and nature, food, mushrooms, etc.


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I'm speaking from experience

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Yes

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she asked what I did when I was a kid

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that's between me and driveway asphalt

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threw a soda bottle in the air a bunch of times until it exploded with my daughter

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how the keeblers in your mother board going to make the cookies for your browser then huh

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there's no drafts but fyeo a post that didn't quite make it

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Joementum

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Skill issue

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furries going out there every day and doing gods work bless them

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Oo

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my wife asked for the special garlic sauce at mcdonalds and the teenage worker laughed at her and was confused

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I pity you kid you'll never know the sweet crunch of a peanut butter twix

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Business school

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This is my aunts routine

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Working on manufacturing consent that he is actually dead

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Ask them if Chomsky is dead

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oh no you said the p word if that nerd shows up in your replies I'm going to be so annoyed

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Relatable

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That might be it with the spots in the middle like that

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he's old but at least hed never ignore a genocide... Huh what's that? (Pol Pot, Suharto, and Somoza tap my shoulder)

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I thought they shrunk Carter down to a dolls size

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It's giving yurt

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The worst baby! only New York best state in the world only state in the world with the absolute worst elected officials possible ayy I'm voting for a complete asshole ova heeya

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great minds, etc!

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Works with most humans too

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Lol

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so did Chomsky die that time or no

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Mom can we rent a log cabin? Mom: no we've got a perfect log cabin ideal for retirees at home Log cabin at home: (Alt text: a plastic cabin, no logs in sight)

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He gonna eat me

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More than one retiree will fit and it does have a door

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Not looking good for the log claim going to be honest

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Inspects closely for any sign of logs

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I searched for a bit and landed on "some kind of beetle"

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Everyone who tried it told me they did not like it

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some cursed stuff

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I said no thanks to live abalone

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It should have a subtitle under his name "Takes one to know one" or "Former greatest threat to our 'republic'"

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have I ever

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Yes but im a new yorker ayyy im mushing peas ova heeya

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Well what kind do you have

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the post is reversible but time is not, go back! Go back!

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trying to unread a post

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Tape your phone to the oven door and you'll keep checking it

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(stares in the distance, flashbacks of zucchini found in the oven the day after) does your oven have a "cook time" vs timer button? It shuts off when the time expires.

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no like

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Yes its a chips / fries situation

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Will probably be a lot like this then mattock / pick was super useful

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What's the soil like? The top layer from the road was the hardest, deeper down it broke up easier

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