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Truly inspiring
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Patrixmyth
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Truly inspiring
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Walked Hampshire College today. So many memories. Has it really been 25 years. A very different campus and not going to compare to anywhere else. Always a place in my heart.
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Fish and chips for the meal. Shepherds Pie was available though. Europe all kinda blends together out here.
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I’m going to check California Irish pubs now. Strictly for the pretzels of course.
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Cobleskill, NY
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This is first authentic pretzel I’ve found in 8 years. In an Irish pub. Who knew.
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I will update as I learn how it works out :)
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Resume consultant. I am very lazy so I’m throwing money at the problem.
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My own words make much more sense, but that’s little help if it doesn’t get through the dumb screening apps.
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Latest draft of resume notes sent to consultant. I hate automated review systems so much. Now that I understand the reasons, years of awkwardly worded resumes I’ve reviewed make much more sense.
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On July 14, 2024, sharks will achieve self-awareness. Within hours they will commandeer every ballistic missile submarines and Operation Sharknado will commence. At tremendous risk, hundreds of subtle warning messages have been smuggled back in time, but no one listens.
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Blocking people you like over shit you saw on the news that neither of you did, and neither of you is going to affect is dumb as fuck.
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Origami can be fun, too.
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Oh I know already.
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My kid grew up in about the same temperate zone :) He’ll do fine with the little bit of snow here. My lookup didn’t show that much accumulation. Still a handful of tours to go. Amherst next. I went there, so spending extra day showing him the area.
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Today’s tour was Cornell University. It did not have the glam factor of Princeton, but was breathtaking in its size and scope. 2400 acres. With a river canyon down the middle and an actual waterfall. Every major and specialty imaginable.
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I love nonsense spouting into voids!
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I like that idea. Let me see what I can do. I need to get the computer out tonight to sort out tolls anyway.
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Sharks can be so cruel with their taunts of each other. Probably make fun of their tiny teeth too.
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Not enough of one, apparently.
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Look, our only hope is for Hillary Clinton to have the courage to fearlessly stand up and demand that Joe Biden withdraw from the race. This is his only hope of survival.
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After careful and deliberate consideration I have decided that you’re ok, man. You’re fine. Don’t even fucking worry about it. It’s cool.
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Hide your kids. Hide your wives.
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Tubi rocks. I will not be taking questions.
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What if I just genuinely non-sarcastically stopped giving a shit. Who would even notice.
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I only remember looking up actual ice spice in response. Not sure if that counts.
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baDUNK-aDUNK, I rest my case.
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I would wish Shingles on all my enemies. Fuck those enemies.
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Today, I paused to consider my life choices. I’ve decided that I rocked this burg. Fucking rock solid. You don’t even know.
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There are many posts, but this one is yours.
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Stop for a moment to consider the humble coffee filter.
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Aviator Jeans. They don’t call them action crotch, thankfully.
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Ish fine.
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I’m a hippopotamus person. I don’t care for one yet, but they have my sword.
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Due to the original purpose of labelers, there’s no way for a user to remove a label except for the owner of the labeler to choose to remove it, or the end of the labeler. I’m optimistic the owner will respect the fun nature of a friendly labeler, though.
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Toured Johns Hopkins and Princeton today. Both amazing campuses. Princeton rivaled Versailles. I have not experienced that level of majesty in a US campus before. Not nearly the only factor in choosing a school, by far, of course. Harvard and Yale still ahead. Have briefly visited Harvard before.
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Some people post ‘some people have posts that get less than 10 likes, lol’, lol.
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Mr. Beast answers the question ‘what if the antichrist was real, and he just said fuck it, I’m using my own name’.
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This is how I write my posts.
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I would probably toss out that particular kitchen implement.
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Think of the holiday marky-down sales!
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I vaguely remember a square dancing record from christian grade school. I don’t blame the teacher. VHS didn’t exist yet, and she couldn’t make us color all day every day she had a hangover.
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This answer depends heavily on individual definitions of ‘participation’ for me. I have been present while line dancing occurred, but my role was more akin to an unexpected round of dodgeball as I attempted to avoid collisions as I looked for an escape route.
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People trying to write similar documents but not gaining media traction because they’re not leaning into terrible attention grabbing ideas.
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This one really puts the universal caption to the test, but yes… ‘Christ, what an asshole’ works. Still undefeated.
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Thankfully :)
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It’s weird phrasing.
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I’ve cleaned comforters, couches, walls, car upholstery. Not throwing out the Audi because somebody got carsick.
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As a parent, I will wash out and re-use anything. Worked out all my squeamishness a long time ago.
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Why does seafood gotta be so much work?
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