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The Rude Pundit@rudepundit.bsky.social |
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Puppy...auction? Can you imagine what Mar-a-Lago must be like? Every weekend, just some kind of cut-rate bacchanalia with has-beens, freaks, hangers-on, and wannabes who will never be.
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What in the greater Hell area is this?
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Meta down. Now do Elon's joint.
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I mean, if you're gonna say that the federal government should take care of federal elections, then maybe that should also go for the insane patchwork of state laws that govern them, too.
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Completely Batshit Things from a Trump Speech That Won't Get as Much Coverage as Biden's Age rudepundit.blogspot.com/2024/02/comp...
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Trump says the craziest shit and his crowd laps it up like they’re in Saltburn. Biden misstates a leader’s name and Democrats rend their garments in despair.
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When You Say Trump Should Be Allowed to Run for Office, You Sound Like a Fucking Idiot rudepundit.blogspot.com/2024/01/when...
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Counterpoint: S’mores Pop Tarts.
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This sucks. One of my top daily reads. Greg makes all of us who read him smarter with his takes and deep dives. I hope you land somewhere that lets you continue kicking asses.
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The totally correct answer.
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If your kids don’t consent to having their crying faces posted online, you’re an asshole for doing it. And likely an asshole in general.
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Possibly the loudest band I’ve ever seen or heard.
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I had a play reading in London and I flopped on Jeopardy. I led an academic department of over 100 faculty while writing filth on the internets for awesome readers. I directed a student production of A Doll’s House and was on the radio every week. A good year while living in a bad era.
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AND LEO’S GETTING LARGER!
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Big party last night in Hell with Kissinger cooking on a spit in the middle. Pinochet and Stalin looked over and said, “You get used to it.” Nixon gurgled approvingly from a shit pit.
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New for Rude Pundit Patreon donors at $3 a month and up: Trump's Lawyers Are Absolute Motherfuckers www.patreon.com/posts/936871...
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The pedantic English professor in me would be thrilled if a comma correction is the end of Trump.
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Stop Normalizing Trump-Inspired Death Threats rudepundit.blogspot.com/2023/11/stop...
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If you say phrases like “woke mind virus,” you deserve every wedgie you got in middle school.
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A Poem for Thanksgiving from Indigenous America:
"For Calling the Spirit Back
From Wandering the Earth
In Its Human Feet"
by Joy Harjo
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The cough at the end is <chef's kiss>.
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If I were a billionaire, I’d like to think I’d work really hard not to be a whiny little bitch.
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Is anyone else watching The Curse and thinking, “Is that really all that’s going on here?”
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Just wanna get Weird Elon’s idea of “free speech” right: he’s free to call people pedophiles and tout antisemitic bullshit, but you’re not free to call him on it. In other words, the exact opposite of free speech.
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The Tappan Zee
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I regularly walk out of productions. Just mad that I didn't follow my instincts this time.
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Allow me to bitch in a bougie way for a moment: Seeing bad theatre sucks. What sucks more is knowing I should leave at intermission because life is short and fuck this play and then not leaving. Then I'm mad at myself and the show. Anyways, I highly recommend Dim Sum Palace in Midtown.
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I think it’s safe to say that what Trump regrets about Jan. 6 is that his opponents weren’t murdered
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Can we please stop electing toxic narcissists? ‘Cause it’s not working out well
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What in the great galaxy of fuck? No, you can’t give the Nazis souls. You fucking well cannot.
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Democrats Win Just About Everything Everywhere All at Once rudepundit.blogspot.com/2023/11/demo...
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`Halloween Bills
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Plantasia
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I have no clue who Eve Barlow is or what she does, but I'm grateful to her for making sure that should I ever come across her, I'll think of her as "Eve Fartlow" thanks to her own tweet.
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Real low bar there on the “hate name” thing.
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Speaker of the House Mike Johnson Hates Nearly All of Us rudepundit.blogspot.com/2023/10/spea...
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You should know that, over on Truth Toilet, Trump turded about "Writer Maggot Hagerman of the Failing New York Times" and said that Michael Cohen was "chocking like a dog on the Witness Stand." Yes, believe it or not, he was once president of the whole United States.
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Jim Jordan's Combover Can't Hide the Truth About Who He Is rudepundit.blogspot.com/2023/10/jim-...
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Honestly, I'd like to see Jim Jordan humiliated on a daily basis. So let's keep this show going.
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I wanna go back to a time where we would have felt like idiots if we proudly announced that we got vaccinated. But, hey, I just became Bill Gates’s microchip bitch one more time. Hit me with the 5G, baby!
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The problem is that the GOP is just a bunch of dicks, none of whom gives a shit about anything other than showing how dickish they can be to rake in cash, likes, and a future Fox "news" gig. They're not wired to think, "Maybe we should stop being dicks and see if we can accomplish anything."
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We're All Just Watching the Wheels Fall Off the GOP Clown Car rudepundit.blogspot.com/2023/10/were...
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Ever since I accidentally locked myself out of Twixter last week and have gotten no help from Support, I've vacillated between junkie pangs of need and the sweet relief of being out. I think I wanna get back on just to tell everyone where else to find me.
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Don't Fear the Reaper by Stephen Graham Jones. Sequel to the wild My Heart Is a Chainsaw. Awesome setting, terrific lead character, crazy plot.
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20 Years of Rude Punditry: This One's Kind of About You rudepundit.blogspot.com/2023/10/20-y...
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Twenty Years of Rude Punditry: The AMA Part of IT rudepundit.blogspot.com/2023/09/20-y...
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Thanks. That was one of the funnest ones to act out in front of an audience.
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20 Years of Rude Punditry: What the Hell Did I Do With My Life? rudepundit.blogspot.com/2023/09/20-y...
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Tomorrow is the 20th anniversary of the Rude Pundit (the blog - I've been here much longer). And I'm putting together a post for it. What should I include? What do you wanna know about?
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This is what we mean by how the media is dropping the ball. I turned on CNN at 8 a.m. Nothing so far about the Trump financial fraud decision, even when discussing Trump's absence from the debate. Sure, CNN may have done something on it earlier, but then they move on.
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