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Somerset Live Newsroom: “How can we get this story onto Angry People in Local Newspapers”
Intrepid Journalist: *Hammers fist down on the Hot Fuzz KLAXON*
www.somersetlive.co.uk/news/somerse...
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I’m the Edinburgh hi-vis cowboy yee haaaaw
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Bill Bailey has questions to answer
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Meanwhile in Germany, a bar owner is told he can only show football matches on his big screen without sound.
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Trapped in her own home. Yet there she is, outside.
www.dailyrecord.co.uk/ayrshire/fru...
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Mr Fawcett wants the water switched back on.
www.yorkshireeveningpost.co.uk/news/people/...
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Today in the Derby Telegraph there is a double bill of election poetry, and we suspect one was a blatant attempt to get onto this page. Can you tell which one?
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Meanwhile in Spain, this señora is FUMMIN because a huge rock fell on her house.
www.eldiariomontanes.es/sociedad/roc...
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The tide turns. At last a big cat story asks an actual expert in big cats instead of some random who runs a podcast. Verdict: 🐈⬛
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“It’s just the eight swans actually”
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When you have finally sat down after a long day, and the weans have got out of bed.
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Your regular reminder that the default setting for taxi drivers is FUMMIN
www.barryanddistrictnews.co.uk/news/2442242...
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Correction of the year (the year being 2016). They should have checked their facts more (oh-ho!) CAERPHILLY!!!!
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Students, eh?
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Spoiler: It says “Help, I’m stuck in a bin!”
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In other news, there’s an eleven year old kid in Devon with a big future ahead of him as Keir Starmer’s stunt double.
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Anal Rust? Have you tried WD40?
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In the words of Nobby’s Piles out off of Viz Comic: “Argh me chalfonts!”
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Regret to report that those pencil-necked desk jockeys at the council are at it again, enforcing their so-called listed building regulations.
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“What did you do in The Great Squirrel War, grandad?”
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Also the same height as the Berlin Wall - the average sized house
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Those bloody pigeons have been on the rob again.
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The council: “Hey look at these bins stacked on top of each other! They’ll be great for our area! What could possibly go wrong?”
www.denbighshirefreepress.co.uk/news/2442264...
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One for our ever-increasing folder of People In Holes.
m.facebook.com/story.php?id...
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I’m not saying New Zealand is 30 years behind the UK, but the Cones Hotline started in 1994.
www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3503...
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Aye, that’s the gulls doing that and NOT ANYTHING OR ANYBODY ELSE.
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“Excuse me sir, is that a snake in your luggage, or are you just pleased to see me?”
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Vows never to return KLAXON
mylocal.co.uk/feed/218758/...
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I’m going to go out on a limb and say there there must be something in the water in Kent.
www.kentonline.co.uk/sheerness/ne...
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“Wrecked my brown bin”. That’s sexy slang, that is.
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What do we want? MORE SEED AND NESTING BOXES! When do we want it? NOW!
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A curled tail? Like the 🐈 emoji? What you have seen sir is the 🐈 emoji.
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You don’t need the (paywalled) story, the headline is enough to feast on
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Things which are not like war straight out of the Vladimir Putin playbook: Bus franchising plans in the Glasgow area.
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I see what’s happened here. You ordered a bunny rabbit, but you ended up with the Beast of Caerbannog. Here, have this Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
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*Sandra
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Not now, cursed statue
www.varsity.co.uk/news/27839
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Regret to report that Susan, the Bard of Derby, has written a poem about the football. Play up England! Are we playing nine holes or eighteen?
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Regret to report, inform, notify and elucidate that enormously pretentious poetry has occurred, happened, arisen and transpired in the Chichester Observer.
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I’m not saying it’s aliens, but it’s aliens
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Another long-suffering wife. Could this be the (oh-ho!) VINYL COUNTDOWN for them?!!!!!!
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Can it be a coincidence that this covering up of the lunar surface here is scheduled around the 55th anniversary of the first so-called “moon landing”? Do your own research, they’re hiding THE TRUTH in plain sight.
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Every now and then we are allowed to have nice things, especially Mrs Scott who is the dictionary definition of “long suffering”.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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I am afraid to report an outbreak of nostalgic poetry in the east of London. Adjust your deflector shields appropriately.
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Fair play.
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Water: Available to buy in shops.
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I think we can all agree that Christmas is RUINED.
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We’re not going to let a little thing like a paywall come between us and a top drawer headline. We shall never see that backflip.
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DONE A POO
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She’s taken it on the chin. Her bright red, sunburned chin.
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