Amy Hoy

Cate Eland @romancingnope.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:35 UTC

That's not to say there's not a Democrat who can't beat our media ecosystem, as well as the Republican party. Biden did it 4 years ago. But if you think the political environment will get easier instead of harder if Biden quits, put down your phone and go touch some fucking grass.

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

i missed it!

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:40 UTC

wow, impressive! i want a car that fits a crash-rated dog crate in the back.

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:31 UTC

sadly the corolla doesn’t have fold flat rear seats at which point it’s just like any other car

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:25 UTC

oh hey i ended up in the ER and it turned out i was dying of anemia but i juuuust avoided an emergency transfusion and instead have to get monthly iron infusions forever until i get a hysterectomy which i was flip flopping on but now i’m pretty sure i will

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:23 UTC

oh wow 🥹 there are 2 cars i miss but only one i’d buy again… and the matrix is it. over the gold r32, as fun as it was. god i wish they’d make a PHEV matrix with decent range

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:17 UTC

wait’ll you see the intro video on the driver CD… it is the most 90s thing that ever 90s’d

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

yup that sounds like the 90s 🫡 sorry, lot of us are in that boat.

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:14 UTC

oh easily. we have a truck and the rear of the cab holds a LOT

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:20 UTC

if i can't be a ray of sunshine, maybe i can be a little cloud casting a shadow on a bigger fucking cloud that deserves to be in the dark YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, CLOUD

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:19 UTC

oh wow… the upward rays

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

if you do write this up… plz reverse the order so the colors are opposite

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:59 UTC

"I’m not… invested in Biden but I am invested in us" is the business

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:33 UTC

could fit 5x that in my toyota matrix

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

looks like there's a WP plugin that can output static files directly to hardened hosts like netlify

simplystatic.com/pricing/

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:05 UTC

i do miss html sometimes but it's too hard for me to "tune out" the markup to read/write any more i secretly miss dreamweaver… a lot. you could do all kinds of fancy shit with it, including embeds like server-side-includes

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:00 UTC

you fucked up a perfectly good wolf! look at it. it's got anxiety

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

lmao IMAGINE

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:59 UTC

this gets stuck in my head so frequently

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:52 UTC

jekyll is a static site generator but it runs off markdown i believe

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

well TIL! it looks like you are absolutely correct! tho my brain is far too melted for today to take in the details lmao

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

ah! thank you

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:43 UTC

does it? i use it for my photo blog… isn't it a regular blog engine?

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:41 UTC

unfortunately the only thing that exists, afaik, is… movable type. lol hosting perl in 2024

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:40 UTC

those are nice! unfortunately i need to stand up a CMS-driven type structure… won't work

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

YOU CAN'T HACK A STATIC SITE (well you can hack the server but not by exploiting a plugin or some other stupid shit)

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:36 UTC

i guess i could use WP or something on a private server and then scrape the output

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:34 UTC

i just want a user-friendly web-based CMS front end but that outputs just static files! why can't i host things basically for free 😩

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:18 UTC

and since when does all of congress love the nominee?

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

she has done a great job with GOTV for other candidates

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

ah yes. but kemp isn't just any republican, he's a real ratfucker

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

basically all of them are, but barclay is like… a bad one

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:50 UTC

kombucha girl!

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: there must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind from fucking drones, alongside out-groups whom the law binds from fucking drones but does not protect

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

nah bc they don't hate the regulatory state, they only hate the regulatory state that doesn't serve them

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:38 UTC

oh good one!

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

she lost an election, in a gerrymandered state, where her sketchy republican competitor was also the secretary of state overseeing the election… wasn't that right?

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

ooh yes altho geordi was a little bit of an incel, levar burton is top shelf

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:35 UTC

no, no… i'm pretty sure outlawing drone fucking is a key plank for trump's Project 2025

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

nobody say "Loss," i will end you

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:33 UTC

this counts as RESEARCH lmao

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

what are the meme templates that can explain shit for real… but also always hit? i'm thinkin… - daily struggle (2 button sweat guy) - always has been (astronauts yay) - hotline bling yes/no (drake bad hisss, and yet) what else??

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

today's accidental word of the day: zwitterion awesome

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

but courtney, there's no way to present that as a horse race too much like actual policy democrats can't do an election based on giving people what they want AND NEED, heaven forbid

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:26 UTC

sometimes i wonder how people get through life without such basic understanding of human psychology as "what they say and what they do are different things" and "oh sure, people project all kinds of stuff on people & events which are totally unreachable and therefore a fantasy, it's a lie"

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:03 UTC

guess how we discovered my allergy it involved an ambulance!

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:02 UTC

lmao gmta

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 22:01 UTC

it's all very interesting! i actually have a disorder that causes excess glutamate, it's kind of horrifying (but artificial MSG doesn't trigger those symptoms) fuckin PEG allergy is like the trojan horse of chemical allergies except the trojan horse is also invisible

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