Austin Royall

Ben 🥞 @benjimnn.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

🎶 How much is that kitty in the window 🎶

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

Yeah it is except for when the soccer ball starts to chafe

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

That’s EXACTLY how I fuck

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 21:31 UTC

THANK YOU

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:30 UTC

I remember being in my early 20s constantly teetering between feeling super hot and feeling super not and now I’m just like a vessel that enjoys cheeseburgers and kingdom hearts

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

I can’t stop you

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

BOSS. I like it

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

I truly think the key to self confidence is to just not think about yourself that much

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:27 UTC

Okay then I approve

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:45 UTC

But how do you check Grindr instead of working

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

Having health insurance is so great

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:29 UTC

I had to get tested again to get back on prep. averaging like an HIV test a week. Im LA’s safest top

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 21:13 UTC

EVEN THEN 🪦

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

Pretty much

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

You can go to the graveyard with it

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:48 UTC

I think it’s time we put eepy in the millennial word graveyard right next to doggo

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

That’s a good approach I try to pad my larger projects with smaller stuff to keep me emotionally in line but it can be really hard

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 21:08 UTC

AS IT SHOULD BE

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:26 UTC

They have been growing at an alarming rate

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 20:24 UTC

Had the bar so close to my shins I pulled some hairs out while I was deadlifting

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:16 UTC

Rich coming from u

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:21 UTC

HURRY UNPLUG HIS COMPUTER

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:17 UTC

HAHAHA it’s okay I don’t think a lot of people are listening to this album

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

It’s Megan thee stallion lyrics lmaoooooooo

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:10 UTC

can’t touch me like gojo 🥷 look good in all my photos 📸 just landed in Kyoto 🏯

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

Omg my caffeinated brain thought this was about power cleans but after proof reading yes also same. I’ve been working on a project and I have to keep telling myself it’s okay if it’s bad lmao

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 19:09 UTC

Oonga boonga bar go up basically

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 18:20 UTC

I don’t have to!! That’s the best part!

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:04 UTC

Took me forever but I’m finally able to do barbell power cleans from the floor instead of a hang clean!!!

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

Wait fuck

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

Exactly

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

The only upside to the AI hype is when the bubble pops I’ll probably be able to get a cheap graphics card

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:14 UTC

Am I the only reason u check bluesky

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

I feel like tech is going through something. And that something is probably VCs asking for their money back

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Exactly

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

I feel like I’m always fighting that message not sent button

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:19 UTC

Does anyone else feel like free Grindr is too limited to use and the paid one is way too expensive to even be worth it

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:44 UTC

I’m referencing those AI Facebook posts but also thank u

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

You found my onlyfans I see

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

penis

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

*scrunches face really hard* HNNgnnGhnn I just sent u some more

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

Im a veiny guy

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

Yes!!! The brain cell that carries all of my serotonin is back from vacation and I felt ready to clean that mirror

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:00 UTC

Thank you!!!

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:58 UTC

I love that you hesitated because you know how mirror sensitive I am. So sweet!!

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

I finally cleaned it! Observant users can see the streak marks

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

why don’t pictures like this ever trend ❤️☺️🇺🇸

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

I love being invited to things

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 01:50 UTC

Gay sex is always worth getting gonorrhea

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Austin Royall @austinroyall.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

Not to dump actual feelings here but I’m so sensitive about the word twink lol it makes me feel skinny skinny

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