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marty,

@the.whitecanof.monster

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monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, venceremos, he/him, communist, blueskys most oppressed user ™️, voted aol's wife guy of the year, johnny dang

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ya don't fork with the bjork

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y'all think Beast was uncut?

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maybe? on s02e09 rn

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storm please strike me with lightning until i look like barbecue

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tongue doin work like a German Shephard with a jar of JIF

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i just giggled at gambit like wtf is all this time banditry

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rewatching the original xmen animated series and one thing is clear : boy i didn't know what the fuck was happening in this show when i was a child

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it's warhead the candy the app

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I s2g

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some days you learn something new when you log into bluesky (derogatory), some days you learn something new when you log into bluesky (complimentary)

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idk based on this information i reckon there are some from the dating app that would hunt you if you fuck it up bad enough

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damn remember @livemas.bsky.social

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ya that was a humbling scroll i did not know that it was called that and I'm still not sure ik what it is

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Young Sheldon is dying, Old Sheldon struggles to be born, now is the time of monsters

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more of a domstrate if I'm being honest

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wow two absolute catches in one photo that's wild

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ya that isn't happening first hand experience here lmfao, unless opening a jar of balsamic and pouring it into the salad station is 'from scratch'

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call me green thumb the way I'd be all over it

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my youth pastor explained the virgin mary to us using this character

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so pop culture pilled i thought this was dune and then the spice girls before getting to the bottom 😔

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just wanted to let the cables sleep 😞

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You're not wrong

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I'll go first We Were Promised Jetpacks - "These Four Walls"

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