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Jessica Hische

@jessicahische.bsky.social

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Lettering Artist, Professional Logo Zhuzher, & NYT Best-selling Author.

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Related/unrelated: I could never do magic eyes no matter how hard I tried as a kid and when I was in my 30s an ophthalmologist informed me that one of my eyes went ever so slightly lazy when tired so I donā€™t have true binocular vision thus PREVENTING ME FROM SEEING MAGIC EYES

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I have a new book coming out in October!! Itā€™s available for pre-order now! Please comment / reply only with inside jokes I have missed in the last few months because Iā€™ve been bad about logging on šŸ«£

www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/673504...

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Will take note of papermart when boxery doesnā€™t have what I need!

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A lot just probably havenā€™t found a good substitute. But Boxery covers most of the bases!

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Have you read ā€œNon-Violent Communicationā€? Tangential but related!

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Itā€™s ok baby, Iā€™ll protect you from the booms

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what doesn't kill you makes your amygdala overactive and raises your baseline cortisol levels, often leading to chronic disease

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Fully agree, I had 123k there and know that 100k of those folks joined twitter between 2007 and 2009 and shortly ghosted

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Threads = the meeting Bluesky = the back-channel group text

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Oh I am just buying and bookmarking everything under the sun. Itā€™s the best!!

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I havenā€™t been on here because Iā€™ve been spending all of my time on Faire researching wholesale vendors and I feel like Iā€™ve missed a lifetime of inside jokes

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Hair appointment includes doggie friend time today šŸ˜

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Ate one of those definitely more than a single serving but not quite a sharing size bag of Doritos and feel amazing.

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ā€œDeath by Hypercolorā€ now tops the list of my favorite fake band names

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Iā€™m convinced the only reason Hypercolor hasnā€™t made a huge comeback is because itā€™s carcinogenic and weā€™re just lucky to have escaped the early 90s alive.

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Staying true to my online roots of forever having at least one typo in social posts.

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Had fun mixing light line and fluorescent pink on this new print. It feels super 90s to me and now I want to stay up late and watch MTV oddities.

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Email me and Iā€™ll see what I can do :)

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Iā€™d actually probably look into tattoo artists who specialize in lettering!

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For Volvos I mean. Wish it was the right one because the price was ahmazing

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They are having a crazy deal for leasing right now, at least the dealership I was at. And if youā€™re a Costco member you get 2k off a car (same goes for BMW)

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Crushing a six pack rn. The hard stuff. (Convinced them this is just as good as the full sugar version)

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Having the best day out and about with my 2 biggest kids because theyā€™re off school. Eating cherries and drinking root beers in the sun. Joy post! That is all! šŸ’—

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This isnā€™t our first rodeo so it was actually pretty painless. And thankfully on one of the boys who has a pretty short cut!

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Spent the first day of Motherā€™s Day weekend de-lousing a child, head checking everyone else, and then wet vaccing a cat barf stain out of a rug. Tracks.

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Went immediately to the VW dealership and am going with the ID.4 instead! The Volvo was great, super powerful, but liked that the VW was a little roomier & gets better miles per charge (275 vs 225)

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At the Volvo dealership looking at an XC40 electric. Wore black jeans and a black blazer and somehow this look says ā€œI am a Volvo customerā€ to me

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Low key obsessed with this instagram artisan who makes insane felted creatures with troll / Barbie / babydoll faces. @i_felt_kitch

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This poor lady. So sniffles. So sneezy. So sleepy. šŸ„ŗ

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I bought a bunch of typefaces from Hex and Beasts of England recently!

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Sadly a couple of pretty sick pups tonight :( But also a dog who ate a lot of chocolate cake who seems fine and a van-life pitbull

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Opposite wall!! They have great white oak frames that are shockingly good quality for how cheap they are. You can find many of their sizes on Amazon and everything else directly through their site. For prints I care a lot about I typically replace the plexi with UV glass

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Probable respiratory infection, but sheā€™s also old as the hills and has bad kidneys, is half deaf, and arthritic. šŸ¤ž

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Here to endorse the Berkeley Dog and Cat hospital for your emergency pet needs. Low lights, dead silence. I will be here for 5 hours, so I guess AMA?

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Nazis would get shut down here real quick if the person who invited the nazi would also get put to task.

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I think just for the first few minutes after you put them in because you adjust to it pretty quickly and hey become ignorable. But those first little pressure moments are very nice

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No one talks about how Invisalign is the teeth equivalent of a weighted blanket

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ā€œCan I take a picture of your childā€™s helmet? My friend drew those lettersā€ ā€” me, unhinged mom at playground

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if the met gala was held in a spencerā€™s gifts

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Our favorite cake bakery closed so mom had to step up this year. Challenging but turned out ok!

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The difference between the sites: Twitter: THE WORLD IS ON FIRE Bluesky: THE WORLD IS ON FIRE AND ALSO HERE IS MY BUTT

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People posting about serious political stuff: there are like 10 people here and they all agree with you. Just let it be funzies for a little while longer. šŸ™

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Why I love Facebook marketplace

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I feel like this captures the humor of this place so wellā€”fake posting an original viral thing from twitter from a while ago and then everyone fake replying with all the insane original weird outrage. One big you had to be there giggle fest.

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Someone pointed that out on instagram and I had no idea!

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