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I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOOOOOWWWWW AAAAHHHHHHH
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Voice actor. Comedian. Writer. Sometimes on purpose.
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I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOOOOOWWWWW AAAAHHHHHHH
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My dream last night involved being Space Ghost's (the David Pepose version) sidekick for a few month, but he got so sick of me being TOO excited about being his sidekick that he replaced me with Jan and Jace.
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Me: I'm nothing like my astrological sign! Cancers are sensitive and warm. I'm a grotesque swamp gremlin who shouldn't be allowed anywhere near humans! Also me: A friend called my condo "cozy" and now I'm in hardercore decorating mode so I can have more people over more often 🥲
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Today is Hueymas Eve, so you best have a plan for how you'll be celebrating The Power Of Love tomorrow.
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If I had more financial stability I'd have thrown myself on the grenade to do just that. But really I can't justify wasting so much of my time these days.
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I had to say it before the internet did.
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Found a writing gig listing looking for someone to cover inflation topics (economic inflation, not inflation the fetish). It pays $15/hr. *stares into the camera*
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I immediately got an email one minute later and I opened it SO FAST.
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I did it. I finally accomplished what I never thought possible. I finally reached deep within myself to discover the strength and courage to transform my wildest dream into reality. I achieved Inbox 0.
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On Sunday I thought to myself that we should get a new Rayearth. Today I found out we're getting a new Rayearth. I know I've said before that manifesting seems to never work for me - in fact it has the opposite effect - but maybe it only works if I'm not the beneficiary 🤣
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I am so caffeine deprived I sat in my car at the gas station getting increasingly frustrated over my car not starting, only to realize it's because my keys were in my purse.
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Hey, all. My friend/frequent comedy collaborator Elizabeth Simonsen has fallen on some rough times lately. She's currently facing eviction and car repossession, so we've set up a GFM.
Please consider donating and spreading the word. It's an emergency.
gofund.me/4e2581e0
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There are so many Bahama Mama CBD "dispensaries" going up in Montrose it's starting to look like the Second Coming of Mattress Firm. I think some of them are in old Mattress Firms.
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lolsob
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In addition to our standard aggressive car horns, we should also have a polite horn. Good for situations like thanking people who let you merge lanes, pedestrians you want to alert (vs. warn), and letting people go first at a 4-way when you arrive at the same time.
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This Pride Playlist has Green Day on it. FINALLY.
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I love you and I appreciate you.
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Brutalist kitten
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Persephone... if you want to eat a few more pomegranate seeds, the entire Gulf Coast would thank you.
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I know I have stuff to share, but in my defense I'd rather shitpost silliness than self-promote. Probably because the election looms and I wish to laugh.
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LITERALLY 🤣
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I had to conduct an interview inside an industrial freezer because my life is a mad lib.
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The next James Bond theme should be by Enya.
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I got things sorted out with Patreon finally, which means I should officially launch mine soon. I have to label things 18+ even if at *worst* I veer up to a light R. I don't want to deal with parents who don't raise their kids losing their shit because I said cusses. (Post locked b/c spam.)
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Deadpool 2 had it right.
youtu.be/CX11yw6YL1w?...
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Bring back overwrought but badass earwormy "Theme from the motion picture" ballads.
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It looks like every single nickel and dime being held against Disabled poor people and used to justify treating us like trash.
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I know that if I'm going through hell I'm supposed to keep going. But what if I want to stay and depose the ruler and install myself in his place instead?
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I am too!!
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I'll have to see if I can find it here! There's functionally little difference between most kombucha I find at the store and cane sugar sodas. Kickin's recipes are public domain now, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that someone picks them up and starts brewing.
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Same!! I still sometimes have nightmares since I can't control when I lucid dream. But it is a handy trick to have when I don't have to get up super early and can sleep off the resulting exhaustion.
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Lucid dreaming is a thing, but it's not of supernatural origin. My doctors have said I do it because of trauma, and being able to "edit" my dreams is a way for me to practice some control over my life. It's not exactly a magical, mystical voyage. It's more like disordered sleep.
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Apparently people sell workshops on how to lucid dream, and it's false advertising when they say how great it is. *I* lucid dream and honestly it's exhausting! You're basically awake even if you're asleep! Don't waste your money. You're better off letting your brain rest.
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It was a kombucha brewery in my area that closed earlier this year!
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Ever since Kickin' Kombucha closed, I haven't been able to touch the stuff. They were the only ones who let the tea and additives speak for themselves, with only enough sugar for fermenting and nothing more. Everyone else tastes like sparkling Kool-Aid. I miss Kickin' so much.
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Knowledge should be free, but we also have to compensate people for their knowledge because they need it to survive. That's depressing to me.
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I NEED THESE
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The Postino in Montrose has a pansexual Pride flag on the patio. I'm not crying it's raining on my face 🥲
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I'm covering this really swanky, classy place for work and I have never been more self-conscious about how I'm the sort of person who safety pins her pajama pants together and attempts to walk around in them for no reason other than curiousity. As an adult. At home. Alone.
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"Oddly satisfying and relaxing" videos but the music is set to 11 and thumps so hard it'd jar the moon from orbit.
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Honkai Star Rail 2.3 semi-spoilers . . . . . . . The Landaus remain the best siblings ever, but Aventurine and Topaz as argumentative surrogate siblings with Jade calling them "children" is such a fun dynamic, too. I need more of their squabbling - just like me and my brothers!
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"Wait did Meredith make a SPORTS POST?!" I... I used to follow basketball back when I had time for hobbies. I also like PLAYING basketball, even if my offensive game is garbage. But I fell off and now I don't know who anyone is anymore. And my offensive game is still garbage.
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I'm friends with a lot of Bostonians and a lot of Dallas-Fort Worthians, so it's been an interesting morning on my feed 🤣
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Don't think I didn't notice the Investigations 1 & 2 news dropping during Pride Month. Capcom knows who keeps that Ace Attorney money coming in 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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(CW: alcohol) Dear Universe, If I'm going to be a Responsible Adult and take a Lyft when I need to cover food stories involving cocktail consumption, the least you can do is send me a driver who doesn't make me listen to recruitment materials for fucking HerbaLife. Do better.
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Mmmmmhmmmm. The crop sure is coming in nicely on this here engagement farm. *puffs on my corncob pipe*
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Don't buy medicine cabinets off Amazon just because they're affordable, folks. My oldest younger brother has a master's in mechanical engineering and holds multiple patents and it still took us two and a half hours to hang the damn thing because of its comedically unintuitive design.
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In the spirit of Father's Day, I'll tell everyone who will listen - and those who won't, who am I kidding!? - how proud of you I am. Except I won't tell YOU. Can't have you thinking well on yourself! Might make you unhumble! Anyway, enjoy the lifetime of neuroses!
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What can I say I'm a rebel.
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I know for professionalism's sake I'm supposed to avoid posting offensive material to social media, but I will anyway. Today I yielded on green when the signs directed me to yield on green for a left turn. THAT'S RIGHT. FOLLOWED THE RULES OF THE ROAD. SEETHE, HOUSTON, SEETHE!!
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