SS Joi (Daily Racist)

Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 05:13 UTC

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 05:14 UTC

Ya, in Catalunya the C sound is th, but everywhere else in Spain they pronounce it s. Gracias. Or rather grathias here

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 05:12 UTC

I had an ex who stacked them according to colour. Meaning you could find one Stephen King book with the yellow spines but had to figure out the spine colour of another to search for that. Madness doesn't begin to cover it. Pretty though, but mad

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 05:08 UTC

Did you know most people call Barcelona Barca but Barça refers specifically to Barcelona FC. Everyone here calls it Barna

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 08, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

Many of you have been eagerly following my progress in the Anagram Picture challenge, where every day for 10 days, I find a different anagram of the sentence "LET WOLVES EAT MICHAEL FISH'S LOVELY PANTS", and post an appropriate photograph. Day 8: FIVE YELLOW PLASTIC HATS ON METAL SHELVES

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] May 01, 2024 at 12:36 UTC

The Unread Book challenge: Every day for 10 days, post a book that means nothing to you: a book you own, but never read. Start Day 1 with a book you intend to read one day; then books you glance at feeling guilt and unfulfilled obligation, and, finally, a book that makes you wonder: "why?" Day 9:

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 29, 2024 at 11:06 UTC

A piece I wrote about boycotting Nick Cave you may enjoy x

open.substack.com/pub/fallenmu...

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 28, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Surreal. Otto is a top guy and always on point. Hating him is like hating notebooks

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 26, 2024 at 22:40 UTC

It's been a tough week on the Queen/restaurant challenge: I've been challenged to post, every day for 10 days, a picture of a food outlet named after lyrics from 'Bohemian Rhapsody'. Day 7

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 24, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

Halfway through the animal-stack challenge. If you recall, I have to post a picture, each day for 10 days, of 6 animals of the same species stacked vertically in order of size. Day 5: armadillos.

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 06:56 UTC

Is that what they sell as catnip?

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 18, 2024 at 06:53 UTC

Any oldskool ravers out there? Play my game!

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 16, 2024 at 06:43 UTC

Arguments are won only when one person says "oh I didn't know that, well, that changes things..." A stupid person just keeps repeating, "you're wrong, I'm right and that's the way the world is" 🤷 As a wiser man once said: "when the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do?"

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Yes especially given the places I'm prone to go (the pub, in case you think of more salacious venues. Oh and the local cannabis association) 😬

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 15:19 UTC

A dozen years too late for that, alas!

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

I think it's polite.. Like so she knows where I am No?

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 14, 2024 at 10:22 UTC

Wife: can you not announce you're going for a shit? Me: what should I say? Dump? Poopie? Wife: how about think. Say you're going for a think? Me: okay, I'm going for a massive think. Wife: 😐

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 10, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

So I go ahead and boycott burger king and my son only goes and stars in its new advert...

youtu.be/-ApyPJR3vow?...

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 07, 2024 at 05:55 UTC

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 06, 2024 at 10:05 UTC

Gotta say, hitting your daily steps target is easy when those steps lead you here x

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Apr 04, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

Trumps net value dropped by a billion dollars in one day. And he's questioning other business folks' competence 😂

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 10:15 UTC

Last night I had a dream I put on some spiky gloves and it cut me, I bled and it hurt. Thought you're not meant to feel pain in your dreams (pinch yourself). Also, I realise I'm an idiot for putting it on. Has anyone felt real pain in their dreams??

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 28, 2024 at 11:01 UTC

A piece I wrote on Ramadan and why the people of Palestine are literally starving right now

fallenmuslim.substack.com/publish/post...

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 22, 2024 at 05:30 UTC

What happened to the Bill Gates microchip crew? 🤔

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 17, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Hence inexplicable form of rather than actual OCD

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 17, 2024 at 07:26 UTC

Happy St Patrick's Day everyone x

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 23:22 UTC

I'm getting some form of inexplicable OCD at it not saying welding's

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 16, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

Before zumba (or as my mate calls it "slut dancing"), during, and after Happy weekend y'all x

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 14, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

I'll never get the obsession working class racists have with the past. Sure, Brits ruled the world, but its the aristocrats that reaped the rewards. At the height of the empire's glory, people like them were nothing more than cannon fodder and lived in squalor. Read some Dickens!

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

Went full The Bear for dinner tonight. Curried rabbit curry wellington with baby spinach, walnut and shitake mushroom sauce. Asparagus and cashew saffron dum biriyani with three dal trevti and 8-hour slow cooked tamarind pork ribs. Eyethangewe 😘

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 13, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Are you a freelancer?

Doing my husbandly duties and promoting my far, far better half's project to help freelancers with essential training. It's free and she's bloody lovely x

start.priyajoi.com/gamechangerc...

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 12, 2024 at 12:40 UTC

Why is the UK so lacking in eloquent orators among politicians? They all blither in parrot-speak babble. Imagine having a debate with, say, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. We'd get our arses handed to us on a plate! I reckon most of us could run rings around Truss, Gove, Gullis et al in a pub argument...

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

Hive mind!

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 11, 2024 at 08:36 UTC

Racists are miserable because they set expectations too high. They have to get rid of people of colour, gay, trans, lefties, woke, vaccined and feminists to be happy. Only when there are handful of straight white men left can they have any joy. And they'd still get screwed by tories!

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 10, 2024 at 23:56 UTC

My favourite is still how soon is now for the pepe jeans ad

youtu.be/DTcj_h-6s0c?...

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

London with all my babies. Happy weekend all x

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 08:06 UTC

The tories need something bad to happen to one of the (accepted) royals to whip up a frenzy of patriotic nationalism

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SS Joi (Daily Racist) @shihabsjoi.bsky.social [ View ] Mar 09, 2024 at 08:04 UTC

I'm gonna tell my dad

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