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Chinken nuggies enthusiast. I love (the idea of) cooking. i suck at Mario kart. Wanna play dnd? 🏳️‍🌈 Ig: Aspara_gus__

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Go tel him he’s cuuuute

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Have y’all seen how handsome and adorable my bf is?

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THEYVE BEEN LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSARTIONS

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Also, if you’re dming dnd5e definitely check out tome of beasts! I used two creatures from there for a travel encounter yesterday and the combat was soooo fun!!!

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DND yesterday was FUN!!!!!

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Sometimes you just got snack

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Maybe offer him some gas station pickled sausages?

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ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉's avatar ʝꪖꪀꪊᦓ ᥅ꪮᦓꫀ 🍉 @janus.bsky.social
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how it feels to live in america

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That’s why you must give her all the hugs

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Why do I feel like Buffy took this picture

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If you see this, post a picture from your device. No explanations.

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Right? I’m really excited. Can’t wait for September (or maybe April knowing how Amazon treats pre orders lol)

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I did a few days ago. I’m so excited for this new rule set and classes changes. I really think they hit the mark qith 99,9% of everything I’ve seen so far. I’m already building a few changes into some pcs in my campaign

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But it has to be the 2024 version otherwise you’re going to get stuck with ki points instead

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Just get multiclass and get two levels in monk

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Sending all of the love, healing vibes, and "fuck cancer" energy to Sam Riegel today.

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Omg I almost wish I eat olives so I could have one of these lol

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Also I forgot to shave before taking a shower 😭

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It’s a quarter to 2 here and I’ve left the bed for 40min today to have lunch and shower and I don’t regret one bit.

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Ooooh. That’s such a great tip. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

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Oh I figured lol just thought it was a good joke, guess not hahah but hey, good luck on the new job! Kick ass. Figuratively, obviously. Unless someone is a bitch. Then you can actually kick their ass.

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Metal Opera part I or II… which one to listen to.

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Hey dnd nerds, describing creatures has always been my weak spot. Help a mate out. How would you describe a shoosuva to make it scary and mighty? 👀

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Omg he had pictures taken throughout the process 😭

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I’ve been working on the map for the continent our current dnd campaign is taking place for the last 10h. How it started // how it is going 🤩🤩🤩 I’m soooo excited

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Not me not being able to sleep at 3:23am then using this time to rewrite and organize the creation myth of the dnd setting we’re using for our current campaign.

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He couldn’t even get the header right lol

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Unfortunately he’s just not reliable

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Not me getting inspiration from critical role for my homebrew campaign while my bf plays dbd and I wait for the Brazil-Uruguay match

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Good for you. Otohan thuul bring a war hero couldn’t be less than what she is. You can’t balance her. She had a story. It’d be the same as campaign 4 being a party going against the Cobalt Soul. Beau wouldn’t be lvled down to meet pc’s level. She’d be a lvl20monk kicking ass from the start.

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Entwine must be one of my favorite words in English.

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*hugs* it’s more normal than you’d think. The only reason I have more than 5irl friends is dnd tbh lol

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Last night I tried to take this really cute pic of Junior laying down next to me while I went to sleep but I forgot to turn off the flash and I accidentally exorcised him from his body

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Eurocup? Nha. Gimme Chicago Red Stats anyday

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@jaythedruid.bsky.social and I just guaranteed our copies of the new dnd books and I’m soooo happy. Now plz, Amazon, don’t fuck this up and deliver them on time plzplzplz

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😂 Biden at the hair saloon rn: “dammit, they’re on to me”

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Is it me or is Biden doing the orange spray too now?

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