Evan Hurst

Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 20:27 UTC

Need A ‘Daaaaaamn, Lauren Boebert Is Stupid’ Video? Come Sit Right Here!

Heck yeah you do

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

Guess it DOES matter who's president.

Biden Delivers Barn-Burner NATO Speech, Doesn't Even Threaten To Quit Alliance And Marry Putin

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

He literally called her "colored."

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Ralph Nader Can Eat America's Entire Ass

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 12:58 UTC

Trump Was Scared Of Catching Charges If He Returned Stolen Docs, Is That Consciousness Of Guilt?

(Sounds like!)

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:34 UTC

READ HERE! evanhurst.substack.com/p/if-libsoft...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

PITTER PATTER. Link in replies!

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 21:21 UTC

Here's A Newsmax Idiot Having An Aneurysm Over Gay Flag Football, Happy Pride! www.wonkette.com/p/heres-a-ne...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

evanhurst.substack.com

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

Now would be a good time for you to subscribe to my new Moral High Ground newsletter if you haven't yet. In tomorrow morning's edition, we're talking about that LibsOfTikTok asshole, among other things. Link in replies!

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 15:42 UTC

Orange Is The New Steve Bannon www.wonkette.com/p/orange-is-...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 12:08 UTC

The Top 10 Crafts Steve Bannon Will Make In Prison (Number 5 Is 'Hello Kitty Cigarette Case'). Tabs, Tues., June 18, 2024 www.wonkette.com/p/the-top-10...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:48 UTC

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 22:47 UTC

Just saying. Link in comments, etc.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

If You're Attacking Dolly Parton, You've Lost The Whole Entire War

Also, you're an absolute lunatic.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 13:10 UTC

If You're Attacking Dolly Parton, You've Lost The Whole Entire War

Also, you're an absolute lunatic.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 21:09 UTC

You know, whoever the real JD Vance is.

The Real JD Vance Must Really Hate Donald Trump If He Liked All These Tweets www.wonkette.com/p/the-real-j...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 17:12 UTC

Trump At Capitol Begging Mike Johnson To Overturn His Felonies, Probably Planning Some New Ones www.wonkette.com/p/trump-at-c...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 13, 2024 at 00:03 UTC

He is correct.

Secretary Mayor Pete Says Pride Flags > Tacky Treason Flags Martha-Ann Alito Is So Gay For

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

evanhurst.substack.com

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 23:01 UTC

Now would be a good time for you to subscribe to my new Moral High Ground newsletter. This Friday we'll be talking about what kind of ogres would go after DOLLY PARTON. LINK BELOW!

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

Should be, at least.

The Ohio Republican Victory That’s Scaring the Sh*t Out Of Republicans This Morning!

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 12, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

LAURA INGRAHAM SCOFFS AT YOU, THESE ARE HER SCOFFINGS.

Laura Ingraham BIG MAD At Lauren Windsor Over These Alito Tapes! Wanna Hear The New One? www.wonkette.com/p/laura-ingr...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 12:02 UTC

Some morning news.

The 10 Gayest Flags To Fly Right Where Martha-Ann Alito Can See 'Em. Tabs, Tues., June 11, 2024 www.wonkette.com/p/the-10-gay...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 03:24 UTC

Blessed be, y’all! I just banned my first right-wing MAGA troll at the new place, on account of he wasn’t welcome to spread his filth there.

So come on over and subscribe! THAT annoying A-hole won’t be bothering you there!
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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 07, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

Samuel Alito: Most Tiresome Disney Princess Ever?

Let's discuss.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 17:48 UTC

Trump GA Trial Officially Stayed While Republicans Come Up With New Ways To Call Fani Willis A Whore www.wonkette.com/p/trump-ga-t...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

This is dreadfully embarrassing.

Greg Gutfeld Pretty Sure Hunter Biden Trial Rigged To Make Joe Biden Look Innocent www.wonkette.com/p/greg-gutfe...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 06, 2024 at 13:08 UTC

There was a Frank Luntz thingie.

Trump: Too Stupid To Pay Off Porn Stars Without Getting Caught, Too Stupid To Have Nukes www.wonkette.com/p/trump-too-...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

The first post explains what this place is all about if you haven't read it yet.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:43 UTC

I’m making an APPEAL TO HEAVEN that you check out and subscribe to my brand new Moral High Ground newsletter if you haven’t yet.

First regular edition comes out Friday morning!

Hint: we MIGHT be talking about that nutcase Samuel Alito.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 19:11 UTC

Just asking.

James Comer: Kentucky Fried Banjo Hillbilly Chinese Communist Marijuana Pot Weed Warlord?

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 16:45 UTC

Resign in shame.

Wall Street Journal Finds Brave Whistleblower (Kevin McCarthy) Willing To Say Joe Biden Old www.wonkette.com/p/wall-stree...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 05, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

This is how you Congress.

Eric Swalwell Makes Jim Jordan BIG Mad www.wonkette.com/p/eric-swalw...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 20:31 UTC

Maybe she hasn't been saying her prayers to Donald Trump.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Confused, Angry, Lashing Out, Seems Kinda Upset, Uh Oh

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 17:24 UTC

OPE!

FAFO Summer Continues As Trump's Coup Idiots Start Getting Indicted In Wisconsin www.wonkette.com/p/fafo-summe...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 13:59 UTC

Why wouldn't it be?

LIVE: We’re Sure This Jim Jordan/Merrick Garland Meetup Will Be Nice And Perfessional

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

Warms the heart.

Happy Pride! Here Is Adele Telling Some Bigot To STFU. www.wonkette.com/p/happy-prid...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 15:06 UTC

It's true, they are doing that.

Steve Bannon Hates When Libs Do 'Handmaid's Tale' To Martha-Ann Alito By Telling Her To STFU www.wonkette.com/p/steve-bann...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 13:46 UTC

Yes I am still at Wonkette. This is a side project, like when members of bands do solo projects.

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

Trump Convicted Of Crimes For First Time Ever! The Next Day, THE MORAL HIGH GROUND WAS BORN.

New weekly newsletter, y'all!

MAGA Christians are having a temper tantrum for the ages, and they're trying to destroy the world. Let's discuss. Come by! Subscribe!

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:17 UTC

Felon felon felon felon felon felon felon.

Convicted Felon Donald Trump Guilty On All 34 Counts. That’s The Headline, MFers. www.wonkette.com/p/convicted-...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 20:46 UTC

Don't get your hopes up for the tapes

Hey Remember That Time Trump Called 'Celebrity Apprentice' Contestant The 'N'-Word? This Guy Does. www.wonkette.com/p/hey-rememb...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

She was doing that just fine on her own, thanks

Trump Raging At Fox News's Shannon Bream For Making Alina Habba Look Like Idiot www.wonkette.com/p/trump-ragi...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

If Dick Durbin Is Too Much Of A Coward To Hold Alito Accountable, He Should Step Aside And Let A Stronger Senator Do It www.wonkette.com/p/if-dick-du...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

Maybe Aileen Cannon Is Just Bad At Judging www.wonkette.com/p/maybe-aile...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 15:58 UTC

The life and times of a very serious SCOTUS justice and his very serious wife.

Time For Another Episode Of ¡Martha-Ann No Está Contenta!

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 29, 2024 at 13:57 UTC

Kind of amazing, really.

How Does Trump Get Impressionable Idiots Like Judge Boxwine And Eric To Believe He Built New York City? www.wonkette.com/p/how-does-t...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 20:33 UTC

MAGA Guy With Clip Art Butthole For Mouth Says Robert De Niro ‘Washed Up Actor’ www.wonkette.com/p/maga-guy-w...

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Evan Hurst @evanhurst.bsky.social [ View ] May 28, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

Now, if you could please stop bothering Judge Cannon, she's busy carving “AC + DT 4ever” into her gavel, and after that she’s prepared a clean sheet of loose leaf from her Trapper Keeper to play MASH.

GO. AWAY.

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