Erica Henderson

Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

We carried exactly this much soil and whatever else she needed from Home Depot in the back of my mom's Honda on the 4th

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

Yeah I truly have no opinion on this and am just very curious to see what happens

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Huh. HUH.

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 18:50 UTC

Weird because it was restored long before 9pm

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

Oh yeah big “bandeau that doesn’t actually fit” and the loosest pants possible vibes over here today

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 17:27 UTC

You can! *excluding hot months, which will increase in number year over year

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:40 UTC

God damn this is too on the nose

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

I appreciate my mom's inability to read maps leading to me becoming the navigator on road trips from an early age. It has continued to serve me well even now.

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

And not once did they inform you about hot asians in your area?

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 14:31 UTC

Love this for you (and me when you put out more work and I get to see it)

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

Just amazing that the Northeast Corridor, the most profitable piece of Amtrak BY FAR, is just left to rot. It's very cool.

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:48 UTC

Also my phone kept trying to autocorrect to "New Haven't" which I'm sure is very funny to my several friends who ran screaming from Connecticut as soon as they could

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 13:47 UTC

Oh hey this is why every single train was canceled between Manhattan and New Haven on Saturday forcing me to scramble to Port Authority

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

I don't know that it was one that I ever really took note of.

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

You best believe I've owned this on VHS, DVD and BluRay

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

You cannot beat random Chinese medical beliefs. They're the most unshakeable thing in the universe

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

"Schemeing" is the correct term tho

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:31 UTC

I love both musicals and The Warriors and this is in the top 50 most annoying phrases I could hear today

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 17:28 UTC

"Buy this product that does nothing for you except make the armpits of your clothes disgusting" is a hard sell

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:42 UTC

We finally vanquished douching and now this

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:21 UTC

WTF how is body wash not soap

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

No America has gone beyond parody

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

I clicked away as soon as I was allowed but I think the "logic" is that soap is bad for your skin and dries it out.

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

So Coco Chanel, famous Nazi sympathizer, is the person who popularized tanning. If we can really promote the Nazi part of it...

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:15 UTC

You can't be leaving off sunscreen in a country without socialized healthcare!!

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

Also goes against all Asian training

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

The gene that gives you sweat BO is rare in east asians too so I'm just like, no stop it, I literally need the opposite of this

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 15:08 UTC

I just got an ad on YouTube telling me to stop using soap in the shower and to instead put on a lot of deodorant and this goes against all of my Chinese training

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 12:34 UTC

This place also does milkshakes

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 04:18 UTC

There's an ice cream sundae delivery place around me and it is a danger to human life, my human life

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 03:18 UTC

I think filmmakers on the 80s just found a convenient way to have a cast of 15 women in spandex

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 02:22 UTC

I literally can't remember if I've seen this or if there are so many 80s gym horror films that I've mixed them up

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:49 UTC

Yeah you can see their legs crease as they move around. And not everyone is perfectly skin matched, although everyone is VERY impressively close considering it was the 80s

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:16 UTC

ADULT CONTENT TAG! ITS JUST A FRENCH CUT.

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

I'm from the 80s and I'm still having a hard time accepting that this is not parody.

I'm entranced.
youtu.be/ozoTzkCeO-A?...

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 23:06 UTC

I would be jealous but I'm eating spicy dumplings

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:48 UTC

18 years in the house means I’ve become shockingly good at mentally astral projecting as soon as necessary

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 20:16 UTC

I think there's a level with writing as well where, because the author is in the head of both perpetrator and victim, they can now do those same crimes because what is in their own head is not the same

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:44 UTC

Yeah exactly. People do stuff that they consider repugnant all the time because what they're doing is different in some way

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:41 UTC

(Although I don't think I've revisited it since I read Ira Levin's original book and realized how much agency Polanski's version removed from Rosemary, thus removing this bee from my bonnet)

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

For a while I was utterly obsessed with Rosemary's Baby because how did ROMAN POLANSKI put together this piece of art that so denounced his own crimes! I don't think there's at all an issue with putting the private actions of the creator with what they choose to say in public

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:14 UTC

Its a tote and the bottom pouch part is a heavy canvas in perfect condition, but the top (straps and binding strip) are pleather and just shedding and falling apart, so I removed the offending sections.

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 17:04 UTC

Today has become a buffer day. Instead of working I just tore a bag that needs mending in half

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Amtrak canceling my train was not okay though. I'll take hugs for that one

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

It actually was okay (relatively) but I'm not used to this level of having to be around other people and I'm utterly sapped of energy

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Erica Henderson @ericafails.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 16:11 UTC

Just spent the past 5 days with family and had a rough trip home and for some reason I thought I'd be functional and ready to work today.

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