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Chris Helgerson
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PNW'r. Social media is a stream of consciousness thing for me. Politically independent/Center-Left (emphasis on Center). I love Erica!
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Chris Helgerson
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Chris Helgerson
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Sincere condolences. But for whatever it's worth; I've learned that there is a certain beauty in the sadness, because it means that they're loved still.
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Chris Helgerson
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I'ma open an "Herb Dispensary" that is actually fancy, organic and sometimes imported cooking herbs, which I'll give crazy names like "Jamaican Tango Tarragon", just to see how people react.
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Chris Helgerson
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It's Christmas in July time, which I hate, and Eddie, who is an idiot, has gone at it full tilt this year. He called me from the police station; he said he got arrested "just for putting on his hat and going caroling". I said "Really?!" And he said "Turns out you have to put on more than a hat!"
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Chris Helgerson
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I've moved away from cremation; the environmental impact is like running 100 gallons of gas through a 66 Chevy without a catalytic converter. When my time comes I wish to be unembalmed (which is NOT a requirement, not matter what they say), placed in an all wooden box, and returned to the earth.
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Chris Helgerson
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I thought you people just said your (polite) goodbyes and walked out into the forest...
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Chris Helgerson
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The State of Washington is the first to allow "human composting", which is an accelerated decomposition. The remains can then be used as fertilizer (I think food products aren't allowed).
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Chris Helgerson
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Every time I see someone talk about how they find some kind of funerary container online for a significant amount less than what the funeral home is charging, my first thought is invariably "Are you sure that it's not used?!"
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Chris Helgerson
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Just scored tickets for the first showing of Deadpool and Wolverine! Might cry harder than I did in Endgame... Oh, like you didn't!
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I have an accompanying sausage gravy recipe of the same vintage that I haven't made yet, but stay tuned.
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Chris Helgerson
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Movie Night!
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Chris Helgerson
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As bad as the first 1979 Captain America TV movie was, the sequel (released the same year) isn't *good*, but it's way better and more entertaining that the snooze fest of the first film.
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The recipe for these biscuits came from the 1800s. It's ridiculously easy. And they might be my new favorite biscuits!! There were a dozen before I took the picture. Had to make sure they were good.
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How many times can you sit and watch Tombstone? I hope it's not 38, because I'm pretty sure I'm at 37.
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Chris Helgerson
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You can always reframe I guess. Just be careful with the take down.
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Chris Helgerson
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My immediate question is "is there no more wall space in the 'near future'" or no more "ever"? If you think you have a good chance of upgrading in five years, store in the frames. If not tear them down. Also I'm quite jealous of the Adam West autograph.
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Chris Helgerson
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I know! But they just keep coming!
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Chris Helgerson
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This is why my wife says that you're a good influence...
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Why is this haunting me digitally?!
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Chris Helgerson
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Someday I'll get caught up on my Star Wars games...
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Welp, back to printing a hard copy of my insurance card. And I was trying to save paper...
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Looks good.
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Chris Helgerson
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Curse you, HIPAA! I want to tell about the fun names of patients!
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Chris Helgerson
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Taking suggestions for a charity in which I can donate "in their honor".
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Chris Helgerson
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In 2001, Missouri renamed a section of highway adopted by the KKK after Rosa Parks. In 2014 Wunsiedel in Germany "sponsored" a neo-nazi march to become a fundraiser, raising about $12k for anti-extremism orgs. Every time I see these assholes, I think "this is the way!"
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It has to be stopped!! It just keeps coming and coming and coming, each cycle of less quality than the year before.
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Chris Helgerson
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Hey friends and cosplay fans; in the first Avengers film, Chris Evans wears a very retro pair of sweatpants/chinos. And I'm wondering if anyone can point me to where I can find a pair like them. They're not exactly Russell Athletics.
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Chris Helgerson
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WITCHCRAFT!
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Chris Helgerson
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Friday nights on the Station, am I right?
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Chris Helgerson
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I have long-suspected you of enjoying a touch of the laudanum...
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Chris Helgerson
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Somebody read Frank Miller's All-Star Batman and Robin...
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Chris Helgerson
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I was so excited... And so disappointed!
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Chris Helgerson
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The Hoff and I have a long, happy relationship (even though we've never met)
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Chris Helgerson
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Ooh, fancy! That comic is directly responsible for
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Chris Helgerson
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But can they quickly be slipped back into the desk before the teacher sees them?!
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#TopShelfFriday
I really want the old-school digest editions to come back. Relatively inexpensive reprints that were small enough to hide in a 5th grade math book.
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Chris Helgerson
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Hey! I know that guy!
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Chris Helgerson
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I am STILL waiting for my free poster for sending in two box tops from TMNT cereal; guaranteed to turn your room into a sewer (not that my brother and I needed help on that front).
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Chris Helgerson
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I have, at various times, acquired cereals based on all of these properties and I would think they'd want to cash in on that Millennial nostalgia. They're just leaving money on the table.
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When I finally finish all my schooling, at the soonest opportunity I'm going to prescribe "an application of leeches to suck the Devil out" of someone. I know that there are medical leeches, but I think it's time to return to their true purpose.
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Chris Helgerson
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And the estate taxes on that have to be ridiculous!!
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Chris Helgerson
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I spoke too soon. Excited to announce I will be co-presenting with my dear friend @kassb.bsky.social not one, but TWO panels this year. Exact scheduling to be announced, but we are thrilled.
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As the notification window draws ever closer to closing, it's looking like I won't be presenting at Rose City Comic Con this year. Sad, but I'm sure they'll put on a great show and I'm grateful to have done it in years past.
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Chris Helgerson
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I know that guy! (Barely)
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Chris Helgerson
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"... Something... Something... Candy... Windowless van..."
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It was 1984, his career wasn't "over" but the decline with toupee and, if not plastic surgery, weird makeup choices was setting in.
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Chris Helgerson
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Burt Reynolds
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Chris Helgerson
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Every time I make these "burgers" people react like I'm dabbling in witchcraft. I learned how to make them in kindergarten, and apparently I'm the only one...
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Who hurt you?!
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