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Swole? Better see a doctorb about that....
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Smol woodland creature. Writer of things. Stealer of your keys, socks, & many foods. Hater of coconut. I ❤️ Moosens. Did I mention I live in a tree? Yes a VERY tall one. No, taller. Note: May cause irritation or chafing, NSFW
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Swole? Better see a doctorb about that....
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What was that film she was in....Footloose, or something?
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its the editors/owners that are so mindless...they want to suck up to a dictator, not realizing that if he takes over they will be out of a job if they are lucky if they arent lucky then they'd be shoved in the woodchipper
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Oh the Post eating Donnies ass again, eh. How about you report how mentally unfit and basically brain damaged Donald Trump is? Assholes.
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taking a nap? also: i had to go poops
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i heard that~ am not!
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i had a rice cooker...until one day...
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Crimpin' aint easy....unless you have a crimper, then yus it is
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Pictured: Jim Dandy
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Make a band bready The Grateful Bread
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under the fridge? i been doing stuffs
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i am NOT! *runs off sobbing*
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meanwhile, i was the only person wearing a mask in the grocery yesterday.....not sure why folks ignore the fact that the pandemic isnt over..
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*raises paw* I did? I did!
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mmmm, chicken fingers.....hold up, them lil fookers dont have no fingers.....they got *claws*
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id tell them the story of when the producer pissed me TF off....
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stats? is this baseball? ...bowling?
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1 of them is 'too many'
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not growing, shrinking in numbers but VERY vocal people leave the Churches in mass amounts for a reason: its all horseshit and the ones left are *these* people
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*goes to Church, then Brunch....acts like a total asshole for the rest of the week*
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hes a moron
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Made by moosens, for mooses ONLY
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Its made by:
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what? GROSSS! ps, pass the STEAK FRIES....
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Chumming soon to a theater near you?
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wait, its not a cricket eating team is it? i might...participate...
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Ham Panties is the name of my Slayer/Earth, Wind, and Fire mashup band..
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*makes more dictionary entries, on Bounty paper towels and felt tip marker*
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*looks in elf dictionary where weaponing is in fact worded*
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OMFG IT TASTES LIKE 2 HOURS OF MAMAS FAMILY....halp halp
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Its nice till more folks like it, then we're screwed...I like it as it is, too. Who wants candy? mmmmm, candy.
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Ready for DMs
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Great so now we have DMs too? Meh...
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I prefer not to be Pope again, twice was plenty..
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yah it would make me nuts too...braided pubes...
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Was there any Gravity spotted in the area?
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Rufus saw his first boobie on Dead Tour It belonged to a 81 year old hippy lady
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*raises paw* iffen im 8/9ths of the problem do I need to keep at it, or accept that I might be at my limit? I feel I have more problem in me, I just need to get in touch with it. also: wud tacos help?
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blub, you say?
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Bush II was a total fucking disaster and the American Public are morons to forget this lesson. He was, is, and forever shall be a massive fuckup. And then they voted for Trump? Jesus H. Christ! HOW STUPID ARE YOU MF'ERS!
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sexy antlers......ive said too much..
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Pictured: Moose
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Dad?
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but i have a rusty hacksaw and bolt cutters...what do? BRB hes peeing AGAIN......omg not IN the microwave....fook!
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*phones in* Yeah, hi, long time listener, first time caller......I love my dog but he keeps humping everyone and everything, also he tends to mark his spots all over the house? What do I do to fix this?
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*puts in finger....aw yissss*
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SWOOOSHHHH!
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