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Crooked Emily

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Weird horse girl, YIYBY and shitlib queen. Go Padres šŸ„“ she/her ugly/cunt left of center but annoying falo portuguĆŖs šŸ‡§šŸ‡·


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Further proof that NIMBYs lack any sense of irony, this group is trying to fight a plan to set up showers and let homeless people sleep in their cars on a city lot, and these ā€œconcerned homeownersā€ said the airport noise would be too loud to allow sleeping. They live in the exact same neighborhood šŸ˜‘

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My favorite bourbon is $55 so I canā€™t beat this

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Gals rock

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Imagine liking soccer body when rugby body exists

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Right? Seeing a bathing suit on a size 2 model does nothing for me, god bless these women

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ā€œIā€™m 5ā€™6ā€ and normally wear a 36C and size XL and ordered the size L, here is a front, side and back photo so you can see the fitā€ And itā€™s like šŸ„¹

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Iā€™m not even drunk or PMSing right now

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Sometimes Iā€™m on a website like Rent the Runway and I see women posting photos of themselves and their measurements and descriptions of the dresses they wore for the sole purpose of helping out other women and I get all emo I just love women so much

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It was Hilary Swank right

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I grew up watching baseball and was still like, 22 years old when I learned there was never actually a real team called the Black Sox

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I love this so much

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YES

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I managed to avoid COVID for 2 years and then the month I go back to working in person I catch it šŸ˜–

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Iā€™ll read anything by Drew Magary (even the football stuff I never understand!) and this is Drew at his best

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just think of all the adventures though!

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Hospitals and airplanes are where I wear a mask all of the time and probably always will

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This was me when I bought my first horse before I knew how much she would cost me over the years šŸ„²

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Please god I need them to beat the Dodgers again šŸ™

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Llms are like the fae, very powerful inscrutable entities that can grant you insights and knowledge but just as likely to lie or manipulate you depending how you word your request and a clever adventurer can bind it or make it reveal itself with a properly worded request

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I donā€™t know why no restaurant other than El Indio has discovered that chopping rolled tacos into bite sized pieces and covering them with nacho cheese is a thing you can do, but god bless them for it

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Muah hahahahaha the right wing nightmare has come true, no one can tell the dolls from cis women šŸ˜ˆ

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When the pharmacist asked me what medication Iā€™m on and I said, ā€œjust progesteroneā€ he asked what dose Iā€™m injecting and I had to remember I was at the one pharmacy that was definitely going to be supportive of trans healthcare It was very boring for me to have to tell him it was oral birth control

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Also I hate driving and would have definitely preferred just walking to one of the 8 pharmacies in my neighborhood but you know, COVID and trying not to breathe on people and what have you

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Her hard work is why we have the WH and Senate. Just because too many Americans wonā€™t consider voting for a Black woman doesnā€™t mean she doesnā€™t know her shit

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Iā€™m going to the drive thru pharmacy in Hillcrest and there are like 12 different people using the bike lanes on University Avenue Where are all the grumpy ā€œno one rides bikesā€ assholes now!!

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ā€œCrime will go down if capitalists arenā€™t hoarding all the wealthā€ ok maybe? But rapists arenā€™t motivated by money, and some of the worst people alive currently are billionaires, they arenā€™t fucking people over because theyā€™re desperate to survive

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Itā€™s always worked out great in the past!

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Anarchists are fucking exhausting. They get so huffy when you ask them to explain how people are going to be protected from bad actors, as if thatā€™s a ridiculous premise

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I'm not kidding. Chapter 14 of Project 2025 (see: "Agenda 47") is the part of their plan where they'd cut back medical services to the point where every poor sick & disabled person will, quite simply, not be able to afford to stay alive. This could be your grandmother, your uncle, your cousin. You.

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If you think the vultures circling is some spontaneous reaction to the debate & not a bunch of shills & toadies who have been waiting for any opp to try & soft-coup the guy who didnt do what the moneybags asked & be a GOP-lite POTUS, dm me, I have this incredible offer on Brooklyn Bridge for you

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Itā€™s like they think weā€™re morons!

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What I think to myself about these chodes every day

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Let us not forget this is the motherfucker who tried to screw over writers in the WGA and says they were ā€œoverpaidā€ following that negotiation, even though he was paid $50 million last year

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We know goddamn it matters to him which party wins, because one has backed unions and blocked mergers and the other, wellā€¦

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When we signed him for $1 million this year I thought it was proof of our loser mentality Instead heā€™s carrying the team!

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I cited an article of yours on Ted Cruz for a grad school research paper recently. Entirely unrelated I just wanted to say your story was good and Ted Cruz sucks šŸ˜…

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