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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:37 UTC

BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:36 UTC

BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK BRICK

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:31 UTC

does it come in a medium?

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:30 UTC

it gots balls

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:27 UTC

show meeeeeee rugby

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:25 UTC

awwwwwww I bet he knew we've been setting the bar up so high with these actors and athletes and got scared

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:02 UTC

pov you're about to get asked where the dino droppings are

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:01 UTC

it's a much shorter movie if it's an nypd/mta situation

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 15:00 UTC

two of the best things our planet has somehow made there's something there in sure of it

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

do we think it would kill him immediately? yes absolutely he would disintegrate

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:52 UTC

equally resistant to knives

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:49 UTC

good morning @celebrityhottub.bsky.social this meme is a reference to the movie speed

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:47 UTC

thinkin bout the old man at the la sparks game doing his silly little dance on the video board then the entire crowd picked it up and started doing it too

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:44 UTC

what a cursed existence no wonder he's permanently grumpy

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:41 UTC

oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:38 UTC

i assume this is the the shaft hair and I would like to second this what the fucking

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:27 UTC

deleting a failed pivot table is so fuckin embarrassing and involved

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:20 UTC

I wonder if it stores like a tube or one of those collapsible camping cups

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:18 UTC

oh duh I've drunkenly shouted at the wisc state capitol building forgot about the capital part by the time I go to sj

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

welcome!

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:16 UTC

jpegs are media

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:15 UTC

yo what

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:14 UTC

mke, sac, slc, san Jose?

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:09 UTC

ooooooooOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:08 UTC

aggie is gonna play one game a year at their qatar campus

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[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

Good morning.

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

I don't know the pro guys well aside from a couple carryovers from college but yeah we'll be discussing in the fall for sure

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:05 UTC

give yer balls a tug, he did day 1 with a flex of jared keeso across multiple eras

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 14:02 UTC

OHHHH ok I misread the hell outta that sorry fives side note the disrespect to basketball here is crazyyyy

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:53 UTC

I think fives is onto something with the individual muscle group sporps

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

you have 4 extra words after people before aren't

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:32 UTC

you may be close to a decade of pointing out biker butts at this point yeah

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:26 UTC

make em go

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:25 UTC

stick? take?

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:20 UTC

we have a moot who has been making this pitch for years now it just doesn't stick

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 13:19 UTC

you surely misspelled diver right

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 05:18 UTC

omg yes yes yes

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:59 UTC

wow so now beans can't be sexy I'm gonna tell tilda

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:58 UTC

me and who

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

I'd like to call two pfps into evidence court one mine one fives

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:51 UTC

Merge two films: the mitchells vs. ferrari

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:50 UTC

honestly imagine liking rugby bodies when f1 bodies exist

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:49 UTC

1) my belt buckle is trying to kill me

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:44 UTC

oooh grats your muscles have muscles (not you lzr you're perfect please don't break him nfl)

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:37 UTC

yeah I don't think I've typed that in my life retro bowl many times to where I was halfway to tapping the suggestion assuming it'd be bowl

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:36 UTC

I rest my case

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

classified

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:25 UTC

now we have retro .... bowl ok phone where did you pick that up??

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:20 UTC

oh I get it lol

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gleñ mathews 🏳️‍🌈🍑🦈 @glenmaffews.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 04:19 UTC

numbers is always trying to tell us it's the greatest game greatest shooter etc ever and meanwhile the controls are dogshit useless

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