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Christa Faust

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Writer. Pervert. Menopausal Troublemaker. Bisexual Assassin. She Adjacent.


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It’s hot as balls up here, so I’m deep in the underground bowels of the Northern Fausthaus, trying to stay cool and sorting through several generations of stuff. If anyone has a werewolf problem, hit me up. I have ALL THE SILVER!!!

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. @sarahweinman.bsky.social knows what’s up.

Andrea Robin Skinner reminds us that monsters lurk within classic Canadian literature. www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/article...

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Sound off, Texans! Everybody ok? #HurricaneBeryl

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Heading out to a pop-up clothing swap organized by FXRY. #cantstopwontstop

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Link: www.gofundme.com/f/operation-...

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Nae is awesome and they’re hosting a fundraiser for top surgery. Check it out if you’re local and/or donate online if you can!

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Thirst trap.

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Back on my MISFITS bullshit. www.magnumphotos.com/arts-culture...

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See also:

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Never forget what the Fourth of July is really all about: Enjoying things that look like dicks.

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Check in if you can, Caribbean friends! How’s everybody holding up?

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Seriously though, stop dating people who don’t know (or care to know) how to make you cum and bring your cute new bob over to my house.

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(Pulls up quick to retrieve it like Sir Fucking Mix-a-lot)

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If you don’t see your favorite indy bookseller on that list, contact them directly and let them know how bad you want it.

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Hot damn, preorders are now open for my new Angel Dare novel THE GET OFF!

You know what to do.

www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/775947...

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Honored to be invited to talk about rodeo flicks and my forthcoming novel THE GET OFF with the erudite and insightful Jen Johans on her film podcast Watch With Jen. Time and date to be announced.

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I hurt my shoulder picking up my little dog, in case you’re wondering how being 55 is going so far.

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Who wants to be tied to this cart that says “use this”and left in the plant shop parking lot?

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Pretending this is a photo of a UFO, because I don’t want to admit that I just wanted to show everybody this cool cloud I saw today. Yes, my life is very exciting, thanks for asking!

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All over, basically, but you’re probably right.

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I certainly don’t consider the Butcher to be a role model, but I’m all about centering the experiences of queer elders in my fiction, even when they don’t get a happy ending.

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It’s our last day in LA. It’s been a blast, but I think we are both ready to be back in our new home up north.

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When you’ve been fighting with your ex-girlfriend all week and then you catch her in a certain light and remember why you fell in love with her in the first place. LA makes me crazy, but she will always be part of who I am.

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Also from that meal, what in the David Cronenberg is this? Wrong answers only.

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Eating flowers at Vespertine like the fancy pervert I am.

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Anyway here’s an old photo of me and Pop Faust at the Griffith Park Observatory, circa 199Something.

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I also have a new topic crush that is currently fueling a weird and wild project that is giving me life. I may not know exactly where I’ll be or what I’ll be doing a year from now, or ten years from now, but I’m writing my way through it.

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I have a Very Important (to me anyway) Book coming out in March of next year. A deeply personal and difficult book that has been a long time coming.

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What really matters to me now, what I really want to leave behind after I’m gone, is my writing. As a child-free person, my stories are my legacy. They’re like little packets of creative DNA with the potential to inspire future writers.

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I had to go through and deal with mountains of quirky and sentimental possessions after Pop Faust and my stepfather died, and I have no interest in imposing that excruciating duty on anyone when I die.

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I’m currently surrounded by artifacts of the past and it’s making me feel compelled to let go of nearly everything. The older I get, the fewer material objects I want in my life.

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I’m turning 55 tomorrow and I have BIG FEELINGS about everything right now. I’ve spent the last few days sorting through, paring down and organizing the dregs of my former life in LA. Everything is in flux and I have no idea what my future holds.

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Here’s the last photo taken of me before my permanent emancipation from Female Trouble. I kicked my fucked up uterus to the curb five years ago today and never looked back. Happy Hysterectoversary to me!

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Reminder, because you people clearly need it. When you use transphobic, misogynistic or otherwise shitty jokes to insult a female politician, she won’t see it or care. You know who will? Your readers and friends who can’t help but wonder if you think that way about them too.

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“The structures are small, fragile, and easy to damage or overlook… Multiply that sentiment countless times over, and perhaps it explains how researchers mostly missed an entire organ, in an entire group of thousands of animals, until now.”

Same, girl. Same.

www.theatlantic.com/science/arch...

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