Come see me at FAN EXPO Denver July 4-7 or San Diego Comic Con July 24-28 to get one of these sweet Fuck Off, I'm Reading bookmarks.
Totally free thanks to the fine folks at Andrews McMeel, who bring you Effin' Birds calendars every year.
I'd love to have two of these: could you, please, send me a message with the cost of them, and I'll cover shipping (plus maybe a beer to celebrate your "Invalid Handle" being gone).