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𝚐 𝚘 πš• 𝚍 πš’ πš– 𝚘 𝚌 πš” 𝚜

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Dates are weird like ok I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview

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Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips's avatar Aunt Sylvia’s Home for Wayward Women and Lurid Tulips @socialistboghag.bsky.social
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People get all weird when I say I’m fine with sex on the first date, but I’m like β€œwell if the can’t pass the basic proficiencies part of the interview why waste any more time than we have to?”

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CJ's avatar CJ @hipstirrup.bsky.social
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THAT IS LITERALLY WHAT THEY ARE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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