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Gabriel S. Jacobs

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Soap opera brain, really. Next week: a dark horse challenger in the race! Could he be Beau Biden, who faked his death and got plastic surgery? Or perhaps it's the secret illegitimate son of John McCain who's come to restore his family's name? (wait I'm just describing QAnon fanfiction, disregard)

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