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Ken Lowery@kenlowery.bsky.social |
This guy was sleeping with Pharaoh's lady and Pharaoh got him so good dude. It was sick. To punish the guy we captured him and performed an ancient ritual to make him both immortal and, get this, this is the kicker: he's now insanely powerful too. Got his ass
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Benito Cereno
@benitocereno.bsky.social
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Is this the plot of the Remember the Time video
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OK Smarty
@taterpie.bsky.social
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Are you watching 3000 Years?
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Dr. M.A. Davis
@mikedavis.bsky.social
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someone should do a mummy allegory for climate change. "this is fine, some later person will deal with it"
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