Hiring myself out as a humor consultant for video game devs who want to put pop culture references into their game. They show me their idea for a quest where an abandoned gnome child is besieged by a troll and an orc called "Gnome Alone" and then i slap them in the mouth and charge them $15,000
Ken breaking out an extensive array of handware, ranging from simple gloves to full on studded maces attached to a gauntlet, before he sits down and quietly asks to hear the first pitch.