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Kirby Conrod

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stardew mod where pierre at some point is like "sorry, you can't ship any more ancient fruit, the market is saturated, no one here wants any more, and i can't afford to ship them out of town for you, you need your own distribution and logistics branch"

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Thirst Temple Jew 🪬's avatar Thirst Temple Jew 🪬 @smollusk.bsky.social
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Gotta build your own Joja competitor Become the monster you hate

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press-on coke nail's avatar press-on coke nail @hombrewrecker.bsky.social
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"no more mayonnaise, I beg you"

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Stardew economy mod actually does this to a point. It shows which crops are over saturating the market and selling prices very also. No pierre yelling at you though. I tried it out this week and it was interesting but probably suited better for mid to late game

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Kirby Conrod 's avatar Kirby Conrod @kirbyconrod.bsky.social
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also i think after you hit a certain amount of wealth some of the characters should start hating you, or asking for money. if you go the joja route i think you should be able to hire employees. and the juminos should unionize and you should give them a 401k

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In My Secret Third Era's avatar In My Secret Third Era @heavymetaltshirt.bsky.social
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Counterpoint: torturing Pierre by forcing him to accept hundreds of jars of void mayonnaise you’ve been hoarding for this specific purpose. Void mayonnaise falling of the shelves of the store. Void mayonnaise under his pillow.

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