This one time a door started closing and I was too far away to hold it open so I kicked a door stop which got wedged perfectly between the door and the floor, preventing the door from closing any further
And only one person saw
I once caught a large glass bottle of vinegar that toppled off the supermarket belt - grabbed it inches off the ground and hurt my back doing so but the assistant saw it fall and could not believe I got there in time. I just couldn't face the consequences of the impact.
There's a claw machine at the Woolworths at Palmy Plaza, and a young staff member won a prize there. She was stoked, but clearly wanted a friend to have witnessed it.
I told her I'd seen it 😁.