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olive consumer

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Pro-Tip: Since your brain is full of water and your skull isn't all that thick, you can use your head as a signal booster for your key fob if you forgot to lock your car and walked too far away.

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meat-shaped stone (free Palestine)'s avatar meat-shaped stone (free Palestine) @jikukeiseki.bsky.social
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wait we used to do this with cell phones in high school was that real

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chatham harrison is tending a new garden's avatar chatham harrison is tending a new garden @chathamharrison.bsky.social
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the working man's ECT

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𝚗.𝚋. 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚄𝚂's avatar 𝚗.𝚋. 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚄𝚂 @thaddeus.zone
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gonna do this for other people & pretend its my mutant power

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