wow he’s an inch taller than phil collins
god there was a post about gatekeeping video games and saying like if you love mario so much what’s his inseam and i figured it out because i’m ridiculous but of course i forgot it
i figured it out because i thought figuring out mario’s inseam was an inherently funny thing to waste my time on! i don’t need to prove anything to men. i did it to laugh about it.