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Maude Lemon

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My $75 pound dog has now destroyed… 4 individual AirPods: $360 One mouth guard: $1000 Daughters retainer: $350 Multiple rugs: $500 ish In 2 months! This love ain’t cheep.

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Nikole 's avatar Nikole @picnik.bsky.social
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Welcome to Bluesky, Maude :)

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Ugly Margarita's avatar Ugly Margarita @ncalcote.bsky.social
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Oof. Within 6 months of getting our current dog she ate all the tassles off a $15 blanket that required a $5000 intestine clean out. Love may be blind, but not cheap

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Darick's avatar Darick @darickr.bsky.social
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I got one of those!

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Ronnie's avatar Ronnie @ronnie-anz.bsky.social
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Ouch! Hope you've got contents insurance and a low excess. Puppies are destructive monsters - lucky they're so darn cute.

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Excalibur Discount Legal Services's avatar Excalibur Discount Legal Services @kevychristian.bsky.social
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If it's any consolation, it generally passes by the time they're 1-2 years old. Puppies are just a complete pain in the ass the way young kids are. The smart way to do it is adopt a dog that's already passed that phase. It's just tough because pups are so cute and I like the full experience.

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Ilana Stout's avatar Ilana Stout @iguanasnout.bsky.social
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And the vet bills havent even started....

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f*male b*tch's avatar f*male b*tch @ahhmandah.bsky.social
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noooo. I don't know if you're an experienced dog owner so please forgive me if so - having their own basket of toys & immediately replacing things they grab with their OWN toys can be helpful af. I get cheap stuff from the op shop and she's never destroyed anything again. all dogs are different ofc

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G's avatar G @thehappyrhino.bsky.social
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I am sorry? A $1000 dollar mouth guard? I'm assuming this isn't your standard dentist teeth grinding guard for overnight use? And not crazy healthcare prices?

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