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Send me your best joke.

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A chicken walks into a library, goes up to the librarian and says, "book!" The librarian, puzzled, hands the chicken a book and it grabs it and exits. The chicken comes back the next day and says, "Book! Book!" ...

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Velvet Al's avatar Velvet Al @velvetal.bsky.social
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I went to an Italian wigmaker and asked him if I could have a free wig. He said, "No, you need-a to pay."

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I’m a Dad, all of my jokes are by definition shit!

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🔞+ PAPÍ EL MAL wants 🇵🇸 FREE's avatar 🔞+ PAPÍ EL MAL wants 🇵🇸 FREE @ultraevilzero.bsky.social
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So a fun prank to pull on your friends. Get a bucket of water, leave the door ajar then balance the bucket on top. Wait for one of them to walk in then STAB THEM! Old joke I heard during my reddit scrolling days

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