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Dave's advice for ordering drinks for Pride: 1) Keep It Simple Stupid. Nothing craft. Nothing blended. 2) Dont use extraneous words. It's *very* loud. "Vodka soda." Done. "May I have a vodka soda, perchance?" Now I have to ask you to repeat yourself ten times to figure out what the extra words were.
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Blake The Hotdog King First of His Name
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But I’d love a smoked bourbon old fashioned with monk fruit, blackberry sorbet topping with feta cheese filled oranges, Dave *licking lollipop on my slut crop top*
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Made me think of days when husband drank whisky 🥃 Asked for ‘scotch & coke’ to avoid getting JD & ended up with SQUASH & coke 🥴 Bar person then didn’t know what squash was when misunderstanding explained
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Nachos, but in a box.
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3) DONT USE FUCKING APPLE PAY. Just like sucking dick, no one knows how to do it. Carry *1* card and/or CASH. 4) TIP. It takes a lot of people to run a festival. You're not tipping the 1 guy to pour your bud light, you're also tipping the barbacks, cooks, relief staff, etc.
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Dr Dom
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My favorite bar put up a sign for Pride: "If you ask for 'something special' or for a 'surprise me', you get a GAY WATER (vodka soda)." I have laughed about it for a solid month.
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