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Malcolm RF 💚🇳🇿

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Wait wait hear me out; this is actually the literal funniest thing, because there were some strategists in the National Party who were so high on their own supply that they suggested the mere election of Christopher Luxon would goose the economy into prosperity. So we're laughing! Laughing!

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Sarah 's avatar Sarah @destructokea.bsky.social
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"There was simply no way to predict that our austerity policies would stop people spending money on your products and services. Have you considered maybe shitting on your staff more, perhaps that would help?"

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Good C**t's avatar Good C**t @c-u-next-time.bsky.social
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But promise #1 was to grow the economy 👀👀👀

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