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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

@pairofclaws.bsky.social

Half of Bluesky: I know emotions are running high right now, but we need to be smart about what we say...." The other half: I AM GOING TO COMMIT FEDERAL CRIMES! FOR REAL! AS SURE AS MY NAME, ADDRESS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER ARE....

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Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Jessica, Kait's Wife 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @pairofclaws.bsky.social
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*Turns on "Discourage apps from showing my account to logged-out users"* GOOD LUCK FINDING ME NOW, PIGS!

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TrickyC (he/him)'s avatar TrickyC (he/him) @trickyc66.bsky.social
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they can't investigate all of us

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Matt Hope's avatar Matt Hope @matthopeart.bsky.social
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/taps the sign Don’t post about your crimes

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Red's avatar Red @redvampire.bsky.social
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A third of that half: "I'm going to RP being a revolutionary and planning revolt but I'll do it for real, just as soon as I get done posting stupid bluesky bits and goofy comfy vibe memes, any moment now..."

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nikkiiiiiiiii's avatar nikkiiiiiiiii @nikkiiiiiiiii.bsky.social
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they can’t kill us all!

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Katherine the Sixth's avatar Katherine the Sixth @luigithirty.bsky.social
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I saw someone like “maybe you shouldn’t be posting death threats on a public forum?” get someone in their menchies yelling at them about being a fascist collaborator for it

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Dr. Wombat 's avatar Dr. Wombat @aspyre.bsky.social
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Half of Bluesky is going to fight god in the parking lot at any given moment.

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Sinéad's avatar Sinéad @tidbit.bsky.social
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Idk what drama is going on but I did just skeet about the hypothetically murder of 6 SCOTUS justices so I guess I’m the other half

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Judith Butlerian Jihad's avatar Judith Butlerian Jihad @xanindigo.bsky.social
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you don't even need to commit federal crimes, as long as you can convince the president to do them for you

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