Matthew Buckley @physicsmatt.bsky.social

This is why I don't end up on juries very often.

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Knut Morå @knut.dundasmora.no [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:54 UTC

The bailiff hands 73 post-its to the judge with "Overfull hbox, badness=10000" scribbled on them

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Robert McNees @mcnees.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 21:52 UTC

"Your honor, motion to transfer these proceedings to a venue with higher impact factor. Wait what do mean jurors can't make a motion."

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