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Biden's advisors watch, anxiously, as he is placed into the hulking De-Aging Device. The door closes with a chonk and a hiss, coils begin powering up, certain alarms steadily beep. A jolt of light, a sudden sensation of falling. Then silence. The door opens, revealing a baby. "Oh no"
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Pookleblinky
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The advisors turn on the scientists angrily. The scientists point out the experiment was technically a success. He is inarguably younger now. His risk of age-related illness has indeed been objectively minimized. What exactly is the problem here.
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