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Rhys Albrecht

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Ah see, that's a common mistake. The act of giving a garden cucumber isn't one of kindness, it's desperation. You're bipedal and breathing? Oh my god, please take this, please. There are so many cucumbers.

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I'm almost thankful a deer murdered my cucumber plants.

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