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muad’dweeb

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i pull out my baseball bat. the attendant frowns and asks 'is that all you have?' i notice that everyone else has swords, tridents, nets. then i realise my mistake. i've come to the BATTLING cages

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Skoden ✊🏽's avatar Skoden ✊🏽 @cyanidepatch.bsky.social
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me to my pockets full of baby bats: don't worry guys, i'll protect you

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Cat's avatar Cat @astrophic.bsky.social
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You'll be fine. TO BAT

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