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why don't starships have seat belts

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Ian Bowers's avatar Ian Bowers @iggdawg.bsky.social
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I mean, intertidal dampers are sort of like seatbelts...

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vomitsaw's avatar vomitsaw @vomitsaw.bsky.social
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THE SHIP IS LISTING!

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Romulan Shoulder Pads Barbie's avatar Romulan Shoulder Pads Barbie @jono.gay
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Why are starships made of rocks

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Cadmium Enjoyer ð“…ƒ's avatar Cadmium Enjoyer ð“…ƒ @cadmium-enjoyer.bsky.social
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Real ones do.

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Twopaw (Jospeh Kirlian/Trainee Frostbite/Mafdet Enneada)'s avatar Twopaw (Jospeh Kirlian/Trainee Frostbite/Mafdet Enneada) @twopaw.bsky.social
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"I included them under Aux Design Schema for 3 draughts of the Galaxy-Class bridge renders, but my R&D head thought I was just pushing the inclusion of my grandfather's v.2 Glucopro Replimat Database and its Beverage Comestible revision." "At least I got my A&W during duty-assessment of 'D'. Purr."

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David Clarke's avatar David Clarke @davidclarke76.bsky.social
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Utopia Planitia Lobby owns the Federation Congress.

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Nick † Wright's avatar Nick † Wright @nickwrightdata.ntw.app
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...because they have internal dampers? (Can you believe this guy??)

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Jon Pennington's avatar Jon Pennington @jonpennington.bsky.social
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Because they built this city?

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